Spoilers!!! Jeez!!

The Guardian had to make up for their last article with an absolutely horrendous take, so now they put out a nothing burger word salad that is totally meaningless hoping people forget lol.

Also, shame about the last Metroid game. A peak example of what not to do. The games best parts were when it was copying from the games that came before, absolutely zero new content was even mediocre it was just straight up bad. Total waste of time and development budget.

You aspire to be a bounty hunter?