The House of Ellison is on the Brink
Everything the world’s briefly richest man built is failing at once.
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Please! Please? Can it really happen, please? I need this.
Prepare for the bubble to burst.
I knew Harlan was well off but I didn't realize he was THAT well off.
That was fucking amazing. If you like Zitron, you'll like this even more.
ORACLE = One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison
He literally owns one of the Hawaiian islands
Dude. Why can't he just retire and enjoy the rest of his life with all of his stacks of money? He could spend $50m a day for the next 20 years and still have money left over. Why does he need more?
The only way to have that much wealth is to be insane. You can’t reason with these creatures, whose minds and motives are so alien, because they don’t “think” or “reason” the way you do. Their decisions are simultaneously algorithmic and aberrant. Their eyes are blank, their smiles and faces plastic (often literally).
There’s no one home.
I found this article very interesting; the author is shorting on Oracle and makes that clear. But they give a convincing and cogent argument about the severity of the AI bubble and where it's going, with links to interesting news stories and opinion pieces throughout.
The circular flow of cash between AI companies, and the Enron style revenue inflation is laid out in a clear way. It's scary that such crazy behaviour is going on in the markets, and it seems the markets are catching on.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fu...
I have read many descriptions of these "loops" and I still don't get it. The articles use words like "pledge" and "collateralize" that have nebulous meanings.
I get accounting on a basic level. I took managerial accounting in college and I am the bookkeeper and tax accountant for my one-person business. But I don't get this, despite some moderate attempt.
Also over the years I've found that things I can't understand after a little effort are certainly out of the reach of lawmakers, who barely care about facts at all in the face of all the political pressure they are under.
So I don't get it, but it sounds skeezy as fuck to me, and we're all fucked.
You don't get the loop because it's a scam at its core. It's magic accounting by renting and selling "products" to yourself, other companies you made that are ultimately yourself, and other companies in the loop.
Oh Larry
Lookin' scary
Typical villainous billionaire
Got a stare that scares 'Care Bears' into fuzzy little balls of despair
Why can't the greedy and worthless self immolate?
'Prolly because they too busy watchin' immigrants weave whips for them to self-flagellate