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TaterTot piefed.social3Hide 3 repliesBro should have read that script first. Clanker probably just called down an orbital strike.87Reply
JJankatarch replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyMay wanna edit to. ::: spoiler `look-at-sunset` `of-human-race` ::: ::: spoiler look-at-sunset of-human-race :::29Reply
tterranoid lemmy.cafe1Hide 1 replyOne last look at the glowing mass that could've been so many beautiful paperclips71Reply
VVoteNixon2016 replylemmy.blahaj.zoneTurns out Clippy's last name was "von Neumann" this whole time30Reply
hakase replylemmy.zipFor me it was "School days.... School days.... Good old..... Golden... Rule......."2Reply
Sanctus anarchist.nexusIts finally over... The paperclip presses.... The EMP street wear..... Its finally all over...35Reply
LemmyFeed lemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyNah fuck that. Machines have no feelings so I won't spare any of mine.17Reply
DDoomsider replylemmy.worldThe machine has no feelings, this is just to show us the character has humanity still.14Reply
moonleay feddit.org3Hide 3 repliesOnly tangetally related, but I'm still gonna drop it here: https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html15Reply
FFuyuhikoDate replyfeddit.orgI think it is related to that. And since you poster paperclip, I go further and post Friendship is optimal1Reply
WWhyIHateTheInternet replylemmy.worldWhich is ironic when they miss the mark on literally everything else and can't feel anything at all.7Reply
AceFuzzLord lemmy.zipI am not better than to deny any ckanker any final request, so you know it ain't a comic about me.7Reply
KKowowow lemmy.ca5Hide 5 repliesHow many paperclips randomly spread around would it take to make a new ai6Reply
TTootSweet replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI'm just saying I could do it with two. One-and-a-half in a pinch.2Reply
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Bro should have read that script first. Clanker probably just called down an orbital strike.
look-at-sunset::: spoilerof-human-race:::May wanna edit to.
::: spoiler
look-at-sunsetof-human-race:::
One last look at the glowing mass that could've been so many beautiful paperclips
Turns out Clippy's last name was "von Neumann" this whole time
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer trueee.
I'm ... a ... cray ... zee
all ... for
the
likes
of
you
It won’t be a stylish marriage,
I can’t afford the carriage
For me it was "School days.... School days.... Good old..... Golden... Rule......."
Its finally over...
The paperclip presses....
The EMP street wear.....
Its finally all over...
Like paperclips in the rain...
Time to file.
Universal Paperclips!
Nah fuck that. Machines have no feelings so I won't spare any of mine.
The machine has no feelings, this is just to show us the character has humanity still.
Only tangetally related, but I'm still gonna drop it here:
https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html
Man, I played through this once. What an experience...
I think it is related to that. And since you poster paperclip, I go further and post Friendship is optimal
You just stole a whole day from me
AI will know how to hit us right in our feels :'(
Which is ironic when they miss the mark on literally everything else and can't feel anything at all.
The Janet defence
I am not better than to deny any ckanker any final request, so you know it ain't a comic about me.
Request denied.
How many paperclips randomly spread around would it take to make a new ai
At least 3
Pfft. Amateur.
Could be more. Maybe less?
I'm just saying I could do it with two. One-and-a-half in a pinch.
Clippy did not die for this