The last place I worked at had a room set aside for breastfeeding that never got used. Sign on the door said 'Lactating Mothers'. Totally stole it to use for my upcoming psychobilly band, coincidentally, called The Lactating Mothers.
Uhm, well it's not like I've got hot milky mamas banging down my door to breastfeed me. What else do you expect me to do? Not lazily dream about big milky titties drowning me in milk?
I quit smoking with vaping and then reduced the nicotine levels down to 0 before quitting that too. Might not be for everyone but it certainly did me the world of good.
Every negative study that found harmful shit in vapes was either specifically designed to produce harmful shit (like firing a CE4 cart for 90 seconds at 2x normal voltage to produce formaldehyde), or the results were misrepresented (like the heavy metal study where all levels were orders of magnitude less than cigarettes, far below OSHA standards, with some even being lower than atmospheric levels).
The only thing that could make sucking on some titties better is if they dispensed drugs. I've never tried it with a woman who's lactating and it'd probably be kinda hot as a novelty, but the milk is not the selling point, I'm interested in the tits themselves. So I wouldn't say I miss breastfeeding, I'd just usually rather be sucking on some titties than whatever else I'm doing. Also I just really like nicotine.
To be fair it is a useful tool for quitting smoking, I have several friends who've done so. Granted we're all in like our 40s now so yeah, not trendy, just trying to avoid lung cancer.
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Now everyone at work is looking at me weird for saying I was going outside to breastfeed
Seems like a valid reason. Breastfeeding random folks on the street is what God intended.
I’m having flashbacks to Disneyland.
The exit at space mountain.
...what?
If you know, you know.
Oh. oh. OH. that was the weirdest toilet
The last place I worked at had a room set aside for breastfeeding that never got used. Sign on the door said 'Lactating Mothers'. Totally stole it to use for my upcoming psychobilly band, coincidentally, called The Lactating Mothers.
Let me suck my robot dick in peace, please.
Robopenis
Uhm, well it's not like I've got hot milky mamas banging down my door to breastfeed me. What else do you expect me to do? Not lazily dream about big milky titties drowning me in milk?
Wait, what were we talking about again?
Where can I sign up for this?
If I knew, I wouldn't share.
As a breastfeeding woman?
Sorry buddy, i'm about $20k short of being halfway there
Space Mountain.
I don't get the hate.
I quit smoking with vaping and then reduced the nicotine levels down to 0 before quitting that too. Might not be for everyone but it certainly did me the world of good.
i dont mind smokers turned vapers, but i think vapes get a bad rep because half its target audience ends up being children
i know in my old high school vapes were plentiful
Vaping's target market has never been kids. But kids will always want to do stuff they're not allowed to.
I'd 1000% prefer kids try vaping over smoking.
There's massive propaganda against it in the US.
Every negative study that found harmful shit in vapes was either specifically designed to produce harmful shit (like firing a CE4 cart for 90 seconds at 2x normal voltage to produce formaldehyde), or the results were misrepresented (like the heavy metal study where all levels were orders of magnitude less than cigarettes, far below OSHA standards, with some even being lower than atmospheric levels).
I'm trying to get an invite to the Playa Haters Ball.
I don’t even know you and I hate your guts.
https://youtu.be/Z_5l5_TRpWQ?is=wTkAEXlWeu3fVLAL
C'mon. It's hard enough to quit without you making it so fucking sexy
The only thing that could make sucking on some titties better is if they dispensed drugs. I've never tried it with a woman who's lactating and it'd probably be kinda hot as a novelty, but the milk is not the selling point, I'm interested in the tits themselves. So I wouldn't say I miss breastfeeding, I'd just usually rather be sucking on some titties than whatever else I'm doing. Also I just really like nicotine.
You could try asking onahole for that. Or Realbotix. Evidently, it would give bored teachers something to do during class.
Listen: you've gotta find yourself a lactating woman. Great fun.
And, yeah, I vape. 😎
Fuck the niccy nippy, give me the THC titty
It's weed dude
Lol pothead. They mean non drug vapes
Nicotine is a drug tho?
pot's not a drug. you cook in pots. and wear them on your head for jousting
the pot goes to my belly and lungs, not my head. that's not how air works.
I'd never considered vaping before, but you've sold me on it, just as you meant to!
If it was breastfeeding I miss, I'd be addicted to drinking milk from a baby bottle; not smoking.
What I really crave in my mouth is penis. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar; but in my case it's a big, brown cock.
Vapes are pacifiers for adults.
And cocaine is sugar for adults. First time I've ever thought the word "cope" should exist
To be fair it is a useful tool for quitting smoking, I have several friends who've done so. Granted we're all in like our 40s now so yeah, not trendy, just trying to avoid lung cancer.
I'm not talking about the people using it as a temporary tool to quit smoking
What about the people that did that and it worked great, but now can't quit the vape
True, what about them?
Are they in the category of "I'm not talking about them" or the one where you are?
Both
I have tried to find this custom tank and I have failed. My disappointment reaches to the clouds.
Ah, that's why may buddy always says MOMMY, MOMMY, GIVE ME MILKIES! before he starts vaping.
What if I just like zucchini duck
Is that like lemon chicken?