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Maybe I won't get the kids a bike from XJD

An exploration of the unusual phenomenon of bike seat sniffing, its psychological implications, and the XJD brand's role in cycling culture.

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betterdeadthanreddit reply

When you say "having a stroke", do you mean in the brain or the other kind?

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in_my_honest_opinion reply

The children are very political

https://www.xjd.com/a-how-many-kids-care-about-us-politics/

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in_my_honest_opinion reply

It's gems all the way down.

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waterSticksToMyBalls

Someone call to catch a predator

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sh.itjust.works

Satire? Please let it be satire.

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in_my_honest_opinion reply

📈 The Future of Bike Seat Sniffing

As cycling culture continues to evolve, so too will the behaviors associated with it. Bike seat sniffing may become more accepted and even celebrated as part of the broader cycling experience.

There is a bright future in it.

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AlteredEgo reply

This reads like some deranged generated AI article. It's repetitive and contains fluff. And the weird emoticons? It must be AI right?

I really want to know how and why this article came to be. Did they prompt this? Did they ask an AI to search bicycle forums and come up with interesting ideas for articles and then write them?

Or are these people just insane?

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dBrand’s unhinged relative.

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