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lemmy.ca

Hmmm make it a big toe nail so it gets yellow and thick and accumulates cheese underneath so I can scrape and eat on the go.

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piefed.social

Also, what if it wasn't clipped short. Instead, you could grow it out a little to have a built in baseball cap

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piefed.social

Extreme convenience. How cursed our biology is to have robbed us of this functionality

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On the other hand, we've also never had to deal with an ingrown headnail, so small mercies.

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snoonsreply
lemmy.ca

And you could like carve it into cool shapes or harden it into a head spike for killing rich people.

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ceenotereply
lemmy.world

Remember to look down when filing it, though. Don't want to get scalp nail in your eyes.

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red_tomatoreply
lemmy.world

People probably would attach ornaments to the grown head nail.

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sh.itjust.works

Would you use a giant nail-polish brush or use the little ones to do elaborate artwork?

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piefed.social

Painting it would be an option too. Or sharpening it. The possibilities are endless!!

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lemmy.today

Would hair nail thinning or balding still exist?

What would that look like?

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jlai.lu

You hâve to go to the nail dresser too. If you nailr is too long you can't lay flat and sleep.

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lemmy.ca

Life would be different if we pooped out of our mouths like a sea cucumber.

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Nothin a bit of phenol couldn't take care of.

...well, maybe a lot of phenol. And a crowbar.

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lemmy.world

Showers, barbers, and fights will all be different.... As will clothes, probably the skin colour of our faces. Our digestive systems might be different (from consuming nail stuff during famines). Our vision may be different.

Torture would be different. Gender, because we'd likely all paint our nails. Tool use might have different origins. We'd likely move different, and perhaps have different neck muscles and bone structure.

Basically we probably wouldn't recognize the new society. It would be alien to us.

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Although I guess that "hair stylists" would get replaced with nail techs. Head Nail styles would be crazy.

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lemmy.world

Imagine having a giant ingrown nail on your head. Yeah, no thanks.

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