lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbypotoooooooo 🥔 Happiest day of my life! I'm gonna be a dad! 🥰View original on lemmy.world278Comments30Reply
KKC_Royalz lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyBest advice I ever received as a new dad. Sleep when the baby sleeps. No one more round of halo, no let me get this one chore done. Just go to sleep12Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 replylemmy.worldI believe it! He's already screaming so much before he's even here! So hard to sleep, but I love my lil guy.8Reply
ssnoons lemmy.caT̷̘̠͊̆͛̇̊͆̒͗̅̏͝Ḩ̸̡̞̱͇̦̠̱̐͒͒̍̓͗̏́̇͆͑͒͂͟͜͜͝͠ͅĘ̴̨̹̰̜͇̤̳͚͍̱̪̻͖̺̽̒͗͂̄̇̆͑͒͂͛̊ ̴̨̫̼͕͉̦͍̱̲͕̠̯͙̋͆̀̍C̸̡̡̺͎̲͗̏̐̌̊͆̐̾͘͠H̶̯͓͌͆́͐́̊̾̎͋̄̀̉̕͟͡Ȋ̶̬͖͍̘͋̌͒̈́̾͂̀̿̇̇̋L̸̦̺͙͔̹̬͛̅̽̉͒͗́̂̐̈́̏̒̔͡͡D̴̬̦̳̤̞̲͉̔̿ ̸̡̲͚͚̪̻̗̘͎͉͉̉̓͂͑̐̆̈́̑́̚̕F̵̙̩̭͙̫̖͇̪̈̉̎̂̽̎͆̀̅̎̀͒͘͝É̵̡̙̟̥̼͂̊͋̓̏̎͑̎̌̍̿̒̚͝͡S̶̡̨̨̥͈̘̬̖̻̮͇̣̫̍̏͂͒̕͘͟͡T̷̩̦͌̽͋̉̃̚̚͝͝͝I̶̛̭̩͖͎̒͒͑̋̿̎̾̈́̐̽́̕͝V̷̢͎͚̟͚͚͚͍̪̭̬̪͂͗́̑Ȩ̷̹̪̫̗̮̒̄̌̾̕̚͟ ̸̛̥̞̫̤̰̮̰̬̤̯͂̿̽͂̀́̀̀̆͊͝͡T̵̩̟͇̱̤̟̩͚̘̘̙͚͙̔̉͆̈́̍̈́́̓̑́̾̾͘͜Ŏ̷̫̥̫̅͋̐̈́͒͂͐̽̃̒̀͘̚͝͠Ģ̷̠͕̩̼̬̪̩̼͍̠͇͎̭͆͐̽̽̋̌̀̊̏͟͠ͅĘ̵̢̛̼̗̝̥̹͓͕̰̳̝͖́͐̀̀̌͆͋͜ͅT̶̨̖̤̠̲̜̦̝̫̖̱̣̞̼̞̆̎̔̎͆Ḥ̷̬̠͎͎͕̜̮͊͐͒̃̀͆̍̀̓̆̕Ḛ̴̳̖͗́̈́̿͂̌̾̿͟͜͜R̶̢̛̙͔̞͕͓̙͈̈́̿̎͂̍́̈́̊̎͐̕̕͝ ̶̱̼̟͕̱̫̭͔̟̞̦̞̭̆̒͒͝͝͝Ȩ̶̧̭̭͇̟͍̦̭̪̤̟̫̜̄̂̐̽̔̀͊͂̂͌̎͆̆̕͜͡T̴͔̜̹̱̰͆͒̑̽͛͗͌̉̉̐͡͡E̸̦̦͖͉̱̼̅͛̃̂̅̊̿͋̽͋͌̇̕͡͠R̸̢͙̣̲̍͒͒̒̾̀͂̂̔̚͟͡Ņ̸͚͓̣͍̙̃͒̂̓͊ͅA̵̛͚̤̜̼̮̮͔̼̬̺͇̭̱͚̿̍͋̇̔͌̾̏̚͠Ļ̸̠͍̳̲͉̻̖̓͠͝3Reply
Lucidlethargy sh.itjust.worksI'm so sorry about the BBD diagnosis. I hear Benjamin did really great things before he got too young, though!3Reply
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🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹Eels!🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹
Findin an entrance where they can
My baby’s got the bends…
There's a man in that couch!
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Best advice I ever received as a new dad. Sleep when the baby sleeps. No one more round of halo, no let me get this one chore done. Just go to sleep
I believe it! He's already screaming so much before he's even here! So hard to sleep, but I love my lil guy.
my god it's full of stars
Lookin' like the space fetus from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Looks pretty human , congratulations
You’re also going to be its first victim.
Their name is clearly destined to be Thomas
Udraeeeeaaaa
T̷̘̠͊̆͛̇̊͆̒͗̅̏͝Ḩ̸̡̞̱͇̦̠̱̐͒͒̍̓͗̏́̇͆͑͒͂͟͜͜͝͠ͅĘ̴̨̹̰̜͇̤̳͚͍̱̪̻͖̺̽̒͗͂̄̇̆͑͒͂͛̊ ̴̨̫̼͕͉̦͍̱̲͕̠̯͙̋͆̀̍C̸̡̡̺͎̲͗̏̐̌̊͆̐̾͘͠H̶̯͓͌͆́͐́̊̾̎͋̄̀̉̕͟͡Ȋ̶̬͖͍̘͋̌͒̈́̾͂̀̿̇̇̋L̸̦̺͙͔̹̬͛̅̽̉͒͗́̂̐̈́̏̒̔͡͡D̴̬̦̳̤̞̲͉̔̿ ̸̡̲͚͚̪̻̗̘͎͉͉̉̓͂͑̐̆̈́̑́̚̕F̵̙̩̭͙̫̖͇̪̈̉̎̂̽̎͆̀̅̎̀͒͘͝É̵̡̙̟̥̼͂̊͋̓̏̎͑̎̌̍̿̒̚͝͡S̶̡̨̨̥͈̘̬̖̻̮͇̣̫̍̏͂͒̕͘͟͡T̷̩̦͌̽͋̉̃̚̚͝͝͝I̶̛̭̩͖͎̒͒͑̋̿̎̾̈́̐̽́̕͝V̷̢͎͚̟͚͚͚͍̪̭̬̪͂͗́̑Ȩ̷̹̪̫̗̮̒̄̌̾̕̚͟ ̸̛̥̞̫̤̰̮̰̬̤̯͂̿̽͂̀́̀̀̆͊͝͡T̵̩̟͇̱̤̟̩͚̘̘̙͚͙̔̉͆̈́̍̈́́̓̑́̾̾͘͜Ŏ̷̫̥̫̅͋̐̈́͒͂͐̽̃̒̀͘̚͝͠Ģ̷̠͕̩̼̬̪̩̼͍̠͇͎̭͆͐̽̽̋̌̀̊̏͟͠ͅĘ̵̢̛̼̗̝̥̹͓͕̰̳̝͖́͐̀̀̌͆͋͜ͅT̶̨̖̤̠̲̜̦̝̫̖̱̣̞̼̞̆̎̔̎͆Ḥ̷̬̠͎͎͕̜̮͊͐͒̃̀͆̍̀̓̆̕Ḛ̴̳̖͗́̈́̿͂̌̾̿͟͜͜R̶̢̛̙͔̞͕͓̙͈̈́̿̎͂̍́̈́̊̎͐̕̕͝ ̶̱̼̟͕̱̫̭͔̟̞̦̞̭̆̒͒͝͝͝Ȩ̶̧̭̭͇̟͍̦̭̪̤̟̫̜̄̂̐̽̔̀͊͂̂͌̎͆̆̕͜͡T̴͔̜̹̱̰͆͒̑̽͛͗͌̉̉̐͡͡E̸̦̦͖͉̱̼̅͛̃̂̅̊̿͋̽͋͌̇̕͡͠R̸̢͙̣̲̍͒͒̒̾̀͂̂̔̚͟͡Ņ̸͚͓̣͍̙̃͒̂̓͊ͅA̵̛͚̤̜̼̮̮͔̼̬̺͇̭̱͚̿̍͋̇̔͌̾̏̚͠Ļ̸̠͍̳̲͉̻̖̓͠͝
I'm so sorry about the BBD diagnosis.
I hear Benjamin did really great things before he got too young, though!
Couple years and it'll be a tater tot.