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dull_mens_club·Dull Men's ClubbyIconoclast

I spilled coffee on the floor next to the dried-up previous stain that I was now also able to clean with the bottom of my sock.

But wait - there's more! I also had a paintbrush wrapped in plastic for over 2 weeks because I was too lazy to clean it but yesterday I needed to do a little more painting with the same color so I was able to use the already saturated brush.

What I learned from this? That I'm already performing at the highest level and nothing needs improvement.

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lemmy.world

There's something so satisfying about using the moisture of newly spilled liquid to clean up dried old spilled liquid. It's somehow more satisfying than cleaning up each spill in a timely manner.

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piefed.world

I love using dry erase markers to get old dry erase marks off of whiteboards.

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lemmy.world

One of my favorite things is cleaning stubborn dry erase marker off the board using another dry erase marker.

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piefed.social

You can even remove permanent marker off the board with that.

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Fun fact (dull fact) the solvent that removes marker is built into dry erase. That's what makes them dry erase instead of just normal markers.

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piefed.ca

Full judgement for using the sock you were presumably wearing to clean up a spill.

You monster.

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feddit.uk

You take your socks off before wiping your floors with them?

Weirdo.

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I just had to remove nail polish from a hardwood floor, courtesy of my teenager. I used nail polish remover. Should I have simply tried to pour more nail polish onto it?

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lemmy.world

Yes. And, you should use your sock to mop it up. Preferably one you're wearing at the time.

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lemmy.world

Of course back then socks had pictures of bees on them!

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And streamers would show their feet on camera. 10 bees for a hundred bits they'd say!

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Slows down the drying process so the brush will still be wet by the time I remember to finish painting. Wrapped in plastic first of course.

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I'm getting second hand exhilaration, imagining the moment you realized it was close enough to execute that maneuver.

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