It’s so floppy and organic. They could call it a Fleshlight! Unless, of course, somehow that extremely specific and concise name has already been taken.
One thing that always irritates me when using a light to work on a car is light coming back at me. I have to turn my lights so all the light is going away from me.
Also "Mechanics, I made this for you." Uh, why is it sold by 30 Chinese companies on Amazon?
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I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.
sorry, still flaccid
It’s so floppy and organic. They could call it a Fleshlight! Unless, of course, somehow that extremely specific and concise name has already been taken.
Dildo of finding. Minor magic item.
In the underdark, there exist things that should remain unseen.
I wonder how you attune it to yourself 😲
Needs physical reagents, namely astroglide.
Two excellent uses at least...
https://tenor.com/ix3TrXU7Bl3.gif
One thing that always irritates me when using a light to work on a car is light coming back at me. I have to turn my lights so all the light is going away from me.
Also "Mechanics, I made this for you." Uh, why is it sold by 30 Chinese companies on Amazon?
Came to the comments to check if the internet had somehow miraculously matured overnight. You might call me naive.
Hi Naive.
It gets dirty quickly and is hard to clean. Also, it not as bright as one would like.
Wipe it with an alcohol wipe
Use smooth motions and don’t squeeze too tight.
Just put a condom on it.
Teeth are right out!
Is this a product or a diy creation?
A flacid light saber
Source. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3RF6jxWhJa8
I'm not even a mechanic and would def buy one. Think of all the activities!
https://www.amazon.com/Flashlight-Rechargeable-Professional-Illumination-Inspections/dp/B0GPY94S32
They're all over the place. Not custom or diy.
Wobbly lightsaber
Chernobyl dongsaber
So that's how the president wanted to cure covid...