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Naho_Zakoreply
piefed.zip

Hey, we didn't start the fire. Well, at least this fire anyway. That's Canada's. /jk

But it still is extremely depressing...

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Sundrayreply
lemmus.org

Mother told me there'd be days like these.

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sopuli.xyz

Once made my own starter from scratch, on top of the fridge in some beautiful tropic place, excellent humidity, I fucking nailed it, and in doing this I pissed off the lady and the other lady and only wound up a garbage bag of headache weed

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feddit.org

My girlfriend has been completely taken by the sourdough sect

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The problem is we have too much regulation. You wouldn't even notice the glass or poop if you weren't so low T and soft.

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lemmy.world

Can we just send the unregulated glass bread to the rural areas where they voted for it?

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TrickDacyreply
lemmy.world

No joke, those people are probably blaming this on immigrants or trans people somehow.

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Better move to Russia where you can take it in the ass more often there Comrade.

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Really makes you wish for a modern day code of Hammurabi where shareholders would be force fed glass contaminated bread rolls until they die starting from largest ownership share to smallest.

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I know this is completely overthinking your comment, but I guess interesting to share.

The thing is, that in Europe a lot of people that vote right wing think they are part of the majority. However, the longer nazi germany existed, the more specific the definitions of acceptable people were. The "majority" was fragmented more and more. Even Himmler increasingly defined himself out the "master race" over time. Which is pretty ironic.

Chronical condition? Not worthy. Alcoholic? Not worthy. Intellectual? Not worthy. Questioning the system? Not worthy. Not "producing" soldiers? Not worthy.

What I'm saying is that a lot of people who think facism would benefit them, would absolutely suffer.

Especially the alcoholic fact is important to remeber to hand out to many who vote for facism in Germany nowadays. Look up how they handled that.

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lemmy.world

"I hate regulation! Take us back to the good old days when people and businesses were more free so that we can prosper!"

Ok, done, you're there.. it's the 1940s again. Enjoying it?

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New from Milton Bradley, it's Drone Dropper©™!

Don't let your enemies get the drop on you!

Oops Dad! Stay out of the Dropper Zone!

This summer, be the king of the neighbourhood!

batteries not included Milton Bradley not liable for dismemberment

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pulsewidthreply
lemmy.world

Only thing that comes to mind is e-scooters which can be classed as 'kids toys' yet there have been a lot of deaths and serious injuries on them due to unregulated speeds and training.

You're right though, there hasn't been a good "wtf this children's toy/game is deliriously dangerous" since the 70s.

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The Onewheel scooters maybe? Or the 3wheel off-road things made by Honda that just became legal again...

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Don’t drink the water, don’t eat the food, don’t breathe the air, never have sex again… Welcome to the 21st century.

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Don’t worry, I’m sure something Safe and Cheap like Trump Manna Bread of dubious quality and unknown origin will suddenly be in every grocery store and convenience store any day now.

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Ah, just develop Alpha Gal and you won’t even care about the new world screw worm wiping out the beef industry! See? Everything in perfect balance.

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Yes, but the can never take way your ability to curl into the fetal position and cry yourself to sleep.

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