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sopuli.xyz

Yeah. We're unhappy because your slow ass won't get out of the way! XD

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When I notice the person behind me catching up, I move to the side so they can pass

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daggermoonreply
piefed.world

I do it without realizing it. I'm clumsy, awkward, and I really am unaware of my surroundings.

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Alkalireply
lemmy.ml

Just... Just don't walk in the center of every walkway.

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Practice looking around you when making a stop, an placing yourself to the side of a path instead of in the middle

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Nah. It's because you're so proud to be an obstacle.

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europe.pub

The light you see would be blue shifted because of the speed you're going and become gamma rays for you. Radio waves would shift to visible light. So you would see radio.

If you would move that fast on the ground, you'd slam into air molecules at light speed, causing a huge shockwave like a continuous Hiroshima nuke going of. That would make you sad.

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If I were forced to see ABBA I'd welcome getting nuked.

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lugalreply
sopuli.xyz

Any moth expert wanna comment on that now that it's moth month?

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HeHoXareply
lemmy.zip

He's cheating! Look! There's a hop, see?! There's another one!

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You're not a race walker at all, you're nothing but a common jogger.

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lemmy.zip

--rant start--

I hate it I hate it such a shitty implication. This headline implies that walking fast makes you sad, but I'm willing to bet a lot that the study didn't actually find such a causal connection.

My guess is that the causal link is stress here. Stressed people walk faster and are also sad.

So make the headline say "scientists say stressed people walk fast" or something because someone will try walking slowly in hopes of that bringing happiness

--rant end--

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bryophilereply
lemmy.zip

I agree with your rant, this kind of title is annoying.

I do however also think that doing slow mindful walks will help against stress, so the implication that slow walking brings happiness is not a bad implication. Stressed out fast walking people really should try it. There's no reason to be in a hurry all of the time.

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plythreply
feddit.org

There’s no reason to be in a hurry all of the time.

Tell that to the Amazon warehouse workers.

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Amazon benefits from workers who don't get stressed out too

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boonhetreply
sopuli.xyz

But the headline doesn't imply a causal connection, it's your own bias that does

I read it and immediately assumed it's because stressed people walk faster

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Watabareply
sh.itjust.works

The tagline is still making a massive leap of logic to a clickbaity conclusion.

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No it's not. If I were to find you on a graph, the faster you walk, the unhappier I'd find you to be—that's what it's saying.

Now, the content of the article? I have no idea. I'm not reading it.

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I didn't even think about taking the title seriously but now that you say it, it does sound ridiculous. I wonder if it's bait for people to come in explain causation (serious) to drum up engagement, or if it's actually just dumb.

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lemmy.world

Hmmm actually ☝️🤓
Sonic don't walk fast, he runs fast.

Because he's addicted to cocaine

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mander.xyz

He’s not addicted. He can quit anytime he wants. He just really loves doing it.

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That's reasonable. I've heard it's really good.

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True. Walking fast makes me very unhappy with all the slow walkers

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Yeah I'm unhappy about all these slow mother fuckers that are always in my way.

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feddit.org

The problem with being faster than light is that you only see darkness...

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... unless you follow the light, or run towards it.

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piefed.zip

It used to be that when my girlfriend and I were walking, she would always be rushing me by walking much faster. After starting my current job, I've become the fast walker, always having to slow down for her.

Uhhh I'm not sure I like the implication of this is

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Idk I walk pretty fast and I’m pretty happy, aside from my crippling depression.

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Depending on how slow the people in front of me are, I'm also more homicidal! At least Sonic has a lethal spin dash for such occasions.

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Seems to be working for you.

[if you're going to hand me an opening like that, don't get mad because I used it]

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lemmy.hogru.ch

Honestly I’ve been very conscious of this lately as a fast walker and it turns out even when I’m in the best mood it’s just fucking painful to walk slow. I feel the same way driving slow in a car with a turbo — the car wants to move fast.

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bryophilereply
lemmy.zip

Are you able to meditate for more than a minute?

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Maybe while hiking but I’m not going to be meditating walking around my city filled with people.

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lemy.lol

Some of y'all have never watched a 200kg / 440lb southern woman walk. She is not happy. And I'm not happy to be walking behind her.

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Honytawkreply
discuss.tchncs.de

Never been to Africa so I wouldn't know. Or do you mean South America or Australia?

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lemy.lol

Southern US. Race doesn't matter. White, black, brown or whatever. The walk is the same. Not many 200kg women in Africa.

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Axolotlreply
feddit.it

southern US

c/americandefaultism
(btw, do we have one? I should check after i write the comment ig)

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lemy.lol

The whole fucking world defaults to the US. But I don't know anyone that thinks of Africans or even Australians when they hear "southern". Granted, having lived in northern Germany among other places, they mean something different when they say the south and I'm sure other nations refer to their southern residents as southerners. But I'm guessing you knew what I meant and just wanted to be a dbag

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The whole fucking world defaults to the US

I am sorry to tell you, but no

But I'm guessing you knew what I meant

Nope, why would i think about USA?, i thought it meant the southern hemisphere or smth (which pretty much confused me because i never hear a stereotype like that)

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Knowing me I'd just be aware I have dementia and remember nothing else, feeling like shit

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Tracks, I walk so fast it makes people upset with me. I just hate wasting time, why not get where you are going quickly. I’m also deeply unhappy.

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said… people content to be slow? Or… might these be… most kindly… and not shaming anyone… lazy assed bitches?

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This must be. I always walk fast or even run and im sad as fuck

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mander.xyz

This can’t be true although I only have anecdotal evidence to back up my claim.

It’s me. I’m unhappy and a very slow walker.

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avgreply

Correlation does not imply causation, in this case it doesn't mean that sad people walk fast. A few years ago there was a similar study that said that people that walked faster were healthier or something, the reality was that younger people walk faster, they also happen to be healthier than older people.

In this case, it's entirely possible that younger people are fucking depressed due to the state of everything.

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Have you measured? Maybe you walk fast, or you are happy ...

/s

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lemmy.world

Only until you are running so fast the runner's high kicks in and you are in heaven.

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I've almost never felt that, sadly.

I guess I could remove the comma from there.

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I've noticed anger makes me go faster when I'm walking or on the exercise bike

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