There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.
Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump's balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn't lose power. At least he died doing what he loved; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.
Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, "It's a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell."[374]
There seems to be a trend of three with these things. Graham, McConnell, and... I'm sure there's a bookmaker somewhere that is taking action in who the final name is. I know I have my list of hopefuls
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
ETA: About the time that Alan Rickman and David Bowie died within a week of each other (at 69 from cancer), I wrote a blogpiece about the Death Comes In Threes myth. Mostly, it's that we humans think of things in threes.
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Love that this is how I found out
Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).
Me too, didn't expect it either. Was secretly hoping that maybe he would somehow redeem himself, but looks like he rather died being trump's lap dog.
Also McConnell is dead, they just don't want a special election
McConnell doesn't have a sister they can replace him with?
There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.
Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump's balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn't lose power. At least he died doing what he loved; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.
I find out about people who've died by this, more than probably any other way.
That is so awesome.
McConnell and Graham in one week!?
Nature is healing
Nature also abhors a vacuum, unfortunately
Yet Roombas exist in the wild, how strange
Funny you should post a Jurassic Park meme, because...
They were called back home by Lord of Darkness.
There seems to be a trend of three with these things. Graham, McConnell, and... I'm sure there's a bookmaker somewhere that is taking action in who the final name is. I know I have my list of hopefuls
Susan collins. That would just be so funny after the platner debocke
It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I'd hoped for, but I'll certainty take it.
25? please add a couple zeros. it ain't a jackpot, but it's a nice prize.
Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I'm more than happy to be wrong about this
I just hope he's in pain if he's still alive
https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/10/politics/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulance
Here's a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.
Dude is fucking dead.
McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since
Weekend at Bernie's meets Freddy Fazbear.
That was kind of the plot of the movie
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
I fear we're going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.
They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
Well it couldn’t be much worse than the real thing.
Actually, maybe he already is…
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately
I don’t think I like your attitude
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
Oh well that settles it. He's obviously just fine.
This is how I find out Lindsey died?
I think the parades don't start until 0900 EST so you're good.
He had a terminal case of the vapors.
Lol, me too.
Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.
THIS is an EX turtle. It has ceased to be! Joined the choir angelic!
Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.
Death is on Free Play, there's just a lot of prizes in the claw game.
Not on my bingo card
Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.
What’s this from? I want to hear it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM
If you no one celebrates your death you've lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.
you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need
Sweet. Thank you Lemmy Shitpost.
Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer
Bad things come in threes.
So you’re probably right about it being two.
Death comes by the dozens
ETA: About the time that Alan Rickman and David Bowie died within a week of each other (at 69 from cancer), I wrote a blogpiece about the Death Comes In Threes myth. Mostly, it's that we humans think of things in threes.
Oh baby a triple!
is this the senator that blasted some insane shit on twitter? i saw the news only a glimpse.
That doesn't narrow things down much.
Next round’s on me 🍻
Well somebody's gotta warm up hell before ol' Mitch goes downstairs
Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t'other day. That wasn't bad.
Who?
Not even all his isses have been wassed yet, is this /c/breakingnews?
Good riddance you spineless cum sock.