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Buy 2 for dual wielding has to be the best marketing I’ve seen

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lemmy.world

As a person with access to only "affordable therapy", I approve this message.

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I’m sure you already know about Open Path Collective, but for anyone not aware, they provide access to therapy for $40-80 a session and what you have to do is pay a one time fee of $150 for lifetime access.

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feddit.org

Why would you want the rapy sword? Its clearly cursed.

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Let me anal-yze the rapist sword for a second and see what I can find out

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[Starts the umpteenth playthrough of Dragon Age: Origins]

...It's called Sword Therapy, you dumbasses, you wouldn't get it

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lemmy.world

Any weapon from DCC deals mental health damage, like the sock. Therapy swords are from Stormlight.

Hello there, would you like to destroy some evil today?

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lemmy.ml

But is it actually cool af??

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Don't buy this product. It doesn't give you +10 health at all. If they could fix that issue, it would be good though. Also if it could give you immunity to tasers.

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Horrible idea. My idea of therapy and stress relief often times includes sharp objects.

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Anxiety Wolf is when the main character from Sekrio never talks to anyone and spends the whole game in the starting area.

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