Why tf would drinking alkaline water be good for you? I believe it would be bad for u in the long-term, cos that would make ur body produce more stomach acid since it constantly gets neutralized, or am I wrong here?
It’s marketing bs because there is pseudoscience that the cause of cancer and other illnesses is from acids and alkaline water will prevent you from those illnesses even though it’s completely bunk and push by the same people who think essential oils can heal you too
It is good for reflux, as it helps to remove acidity from the esophagus.
But after it gets to the stomach and meets your stomach acid, it doesn’t matter. It’s not gonna change stomach acidity or pH level in intestines, but can help with reflux symptoms and avoid esophagal erosion (which can lead to cancer).
So it’s something that is useful, but for different reasons than most people think.
It can be handy in the short term. After a few days of greasy festival food my gerd was acting up (it was worth it), so I got some alkaline water to sip on the long drive home, and it helped keep things a little calmer. Long term though there’s no reason for it.
If you can't sleep 8 hours within a 30 day period, you should seek medical help. I can sleep 8+ hours in just a week, and I'm not even that good at sleeping.
I think the mediate 10 minutes is something thst turns a lot of people off but the secret is you just have to sit quietly not thinking about much. That's what's important
I do all of these except for the last two and I have been genuinely unrecognizable by people I once knew. Though I don't really check the pH of the water I drink, I just make sure it is water that is safe to drink. The funniest encounter I've had though was my sister, who I don't have much contact with, who seemed unsure if it was even me at first.
Protip: if you can drink really high pH water you'll only have to do this for one day
I only drink pH14 water
That stopped being water long ago
Hey, it’s still in aqueous solution.
Sorry, I can't understand you with that gaping, smoldering puddle where your lower jaw and esophagus used to be. Can you repeat that?
whatever kills you makes you stronger!
If you use sodium hydroxide to raise your the ph of the water, you can also make yourself into soap!
Edit: e tú, autocorrect?
The Ed Gein detox
My water refuses to go over 7 pH , I blame the covid vaccines.
Why tf would drinking alkaline water be good for you? I believe it would be bad for u in the long-term, cos that would make ur body produce more stomach acid since it constantly gets neutralized, or am I wrong here?
This one always makes me crazy. Our stomachs work to keep an acidic environment for our protection and digestion.
Hey! Maybe I should sand off the skin on my body to get more vitamin D when I sunbathe!
It’s marketing bs because there is pseudoscience that the cause of cancer and other illnesses is from acids and alkaline water will prevent you from those illnesses even though it’s completely bunk and push by the same people who think essential oils can heal you too
Would it be wrong to offer someone like this a spoonful of lye? Its alkaline...
Before or after you cut their face off?
After, obviously. Gotta keep the lips unscarred.
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It is good for reflux, as it helps to remove acidity from the esophagus.
But after it gets to the stomach and meets your stomach acid, it doesn’t matter. It’s not gonna change stomach acidity or pH level in intestines, but can help with reflux symptoms and avoid esophagal erosion (which can lead to cancer).
So it’s something that is useful, but for different reasons than most people think.
Just add a little squirt of lemon for flavour.
SqUiRt Of LeMoN!
Is that you, Gwyneth? Is this me?
Got it in one!
It can be handy in the short term. After a few days of greasy festival food my gerd was acting up (it was worth it), so I got some alkaline water to sip on the long drive home, and it helped keep things a little calmer. Long term though there’s no reason for it.
Wouldn’t a Tums be just as effective? And cheaper?
You really have a problem with the alkaline water and not cutting someone's face and sewing in place of yours?
I know, it's like they want to piss on the poor or something
High pH water is a deal breaker for me
What does that even mean?
It's basic...
Opposed to acidic. I'll see myself out.
Alkaline water with a bit of lemon in it!
https://youtu.be/rBQhdO2UxaQ
Nice, almost there, need to work on that no sugar part, hard to not get some cravings.
No sugar? Is that good advice?
It's probably meant to say"no excessive sugar" which isn't a lot
Probably no refined sugars; so no eating processed foods.
Wait till they find out why fruit tastes sweet, and what starch is made of.
You want to take his face... Off.
Beat me to it.
Not sure the daily sun will be good for my sewn-on face. Better get extras.
Leatherface only needed 3 faces. That should be enough for the rest of us.
You do you, but I'm going to stick with the recommendation of one per day. Any more than that just seems wasteful.
I ded
I checked everything off but I can’t find high Ph water.
Can I use a staple gun? I’m not that good a sewing
Does capturing the person count as one of the workouts?
Switch? I'll take your exercise while you take my mandatory 30 min sun part?
i havent read a book in 20 years but i read for hours each day
Memes don't count
send me the list of what counts, lost mine
It puts the 70 spf lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again. 15 minutes before sun exposure.
I stopped reading after the 8+ hours of sleep part.
If you can't sleep 8 hours within a 30 day period, you should seek medical help. I can sleep 8+ hours in just a week, and I'm not even that good at sleeping.
I'll one up you, I can sleep 8h in... Two days!
where's the part where I contemplate shooting myself for the 6th time this week
I think the mediate 10 minutes is something thst turns a lot of people off but the secret is you just have to sit quietly not thinking about much. That's what's important
I eat a lot of fruit. Fruit has sugar in it. Do I have to quit fruits?
I do all of these except for the last two and I have been genuinely unrecognizable by people I once knew. Though I don't really check the pH of the water I drink, I just make sure it is water that is safe to drink. The funniest encounter I've had though was my sister, who I don't have much contact with, who seemed unsure if it was even me at first.