lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbySSTF Do not draw me without reason, do not wield me without valor.View original on lemmy.world524Comments36
pticrix lemmy.caFor the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior28
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.socialdoes the super fast drawing and sheathing trope; a brown streak paints the nearby wall11
Dharma Curious (he/him) slrpnk.net3Hide 3 repliesWe all know what it looks like, but what is it actually? Like, what is this from?15
LLePoisson replylemmy.worldIt's actually a sex toy. It's from AkumaToys from what I could tell. But yeah, it's actually what it looks like.26
PProprietary_Blend lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIs this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?7
TThemosthighstrange lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyHello 911 it's me again.... Wait a second it has a flaired base nevermind this time ... Sorry9
Seth Taylor lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWell... this is a shitpost, cause that thing's definitely going in someone's poophole6
mojofrododojo replylemmy.worldand then a few weeks later one of their kids will find it and start beating the other kids with it. this will happen until some adult comes along and vomits uncontrollably1
AgentOrangesicle lemmy.world"Valour" is one of those words that I think deserves a "u" regardless of if I'm Canadian.2
Do not return me to my sheath without drawing blood.
Pull like you are starting a mower.
Oh. Oh God. Please no.
"Pull start for a dishwasher"
IYKYK
For the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior
Suddenly, Ivy from Soul Calibur makes so much more sense now.
does the super fast drawing and sheathing trope; a brown streak paints the nearby wall
We all know what it looks like, but what is it actually? Like, what is this from?
It's japanese, so it's probably exactly what it looks like
It's actually a sex toy. It's from AkumaToys from what I could tell.
But yeah, it's actually what it looks like.
A butt
Sheathes blade
10,000 years of pain am I right?
Some blades you choose, others choose you.
SepukupoopukuSepooku was right there.
That's way better! Dammit.
Is this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?
Mouths?
Yes
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Hello 911 it's me again.... Wait a second it has a flaired base nevermind this time ... Sorry
several in fact
Well... this is a shitpost, cause that thing's definitely going in someone's poophole
and then a few weeks later one of their kids will find it and start beating the other kids with it. this will happen until some adult comes along and vomits uncontrollably
As seen in Quentin Tarantino's "Fill Bill"
Bayblade Bayblade; let it rip!
When you need to use a toothpick from behind your teeth ... !
...so where's the example of it being used?
Pixilated?? Why the Japanese gotta censor all the good stuff
When you tell the GM that you're taking Quick Draw and they wince.
"Valour" is one of those words that I think deserves a "u" regardless of if I'm Canadian.