Spyke

Why is his tie tied so short? Is it a subconscious reference to his small penis from constant steroid usage?

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Maybe. Or maybe it’s just because he’s a fucking mess. But probably both.

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lemmy.world

It’s looks like a clip on.

You can what looks like the clip he tried to hide under the button.

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BreadOvenreply
lemmy.world

He's a trash person, but I don't think it's a clip. It looks like some is going around his neck (left side). Also it looks like the opposite end of the tie is poking out on the left side about halfway down. Unless clip ons have that?

Edit. More near the bottom than halfway. Here's what I mean

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sopuli.xyz

Clip-ons to have the smaller tie end as well so they don't look like clip-ons (as much).

Heck, some even have a neck strap that goes around and clips on the side. There's lots of options now that look way more like real ties.

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Oh wow. I had no clue. I was only speaking of how I knew clipons the one time I wore one as a child of like 5. Thanks for the intro, it's appreciated.

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lemmy.zip

Can't be Rogan, I distinctly remember him saying he'd never wear a tie because of how easy someone can choke and control you with it. And he's always ready for a fight 💪

/s

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feddit.org

“I'd rather go to Russia." Well duh. We could tell.

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sh.itjust.works

Wait, is that Rogan? Jesus. How many of those supplements has he been smoking?

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lemmy.world

Is he training to be a batman villain's henchman? He looks like a clown dressed him as a joke.

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I can just hear him saying "you wants me to pound him boss?" While Penguin screams at him for his blundering.

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It's like he's trying to counterbalance Trump wearing his to his knees most of the time

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

You could go to pretty much ANY store that sells ties and ask an employee and end up with something better. Macys, men’s warehouse, etc

But I guess asking for help isn’t manly enough.

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I mean.. being "unmanly" in private has to be better than looking like a fool in public right? (Granted, maybe par for the course with him...)

And no one around him, said "Hey, your ties fucked up man".

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Ohh, it's Joe Rogan, i thought he's a distance relative of a blob fish that's rapidly being reel out into the surface.

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thagoatreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

That's definitely Rogan. He's 5' 4" both ways, as one can tell. And he's probably stoned out of his gourd if that dipshit grin means anything.

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I remember when that fat ugly fuck was judging women for being fat and ugly. That was many years ago, when all sorts of people were listening to his show. I fucking hated him since the moment I saw him on fear factor. I don’t know how it hasn’t been obvious what kind of piece of shit he was from the beginning. It’s people like this that makes me think we’re all collectively too fucking stupid to stop the worst of us.

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