Spyke
lemmy.world

If I were gay, I'd probably walk fast as fuck because I'm afraid some random homophobic piece of sh!t could attack me.

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lemmy.world

If you think this stuff only happens in America, then I congratulate you. You have no idea how hard LGBT+ members have it.

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yeehawreply
lemmy.ca

Me neither. Does this mean we need to move in together?

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lemmy.world

You know every day I find another thing about me that's incredibly gay. If I were heterosexual I think I might be concerned...

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sopuli.xyz

You know I am hetero, and the more I live the more I find out I do gay things.

I used to think that me being gay came down to if I wanted to bang another guy or play his dick or something.

Now that I'm in my 40s, I've been told I do all sorts of gay things. Like think dogs and cats are cute. I said "aww look at the puppy" and some guy asked me if I was gay as a response. I was also told using your tip toes to reach something is gay. Now I find out my normal quick walking pace is gay.

All these rules are confusing. I think straight guys think about what makes gay people gay way too much.

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terranoidreply
lemmy.cafe

Do you carry a big thing of water around with you to hydrate? Super gay

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Fuck yeah I do!! I got a metal jug I carry around for work and I have another metal yeti mug for home. Hydration is important.

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Giving you an upvote because I'm genuinely curious what kind of people you're surrounded by if they've convinced you all that is "gay". 😭

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Lol so all these people I'm seeing walking around at 2 mph are just extra straight. Guess I have some feelings to work out since I walk faster than that..

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I didn't actually know this was a stereotype? Is it actually one or just something this writer pulled out of their ass?

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This is a dumb article. "Light cardio is healthier than no cardio, science finds after years of wasting a shitton of money research".

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We're trying to gentrify a neighborhood, you can't do that at a leisurely pace, it's dangerous!

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