White House Explodes Over Viral Video of Sleepy Trump, 79
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This year I've seen the Pedophile of the United States
Shit himself in the oval office
Fall asleep in the same chair
They're not wrong. His eyes are open in the photo. Poor choice of photo, as there are many more photos and videos circulated of him sleeping.
“I’ve never seen him take a shit,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t even have a butthole.”
Rubio asks everyone “would a guy with the biggest dick ever really even be able to sleep anyway?” Marco then held his hands two feet apart and nodded his head vigorously.
"And I would know! I've been licking his ass for years!" - Rubio added
Trying to decide if I should vomit, fap, or both
When I was a teenager, my peers used to believe without evidence that if you were to shit, come and puke at the same time, you'd die.
I didn't really believe it, but never quite managed to get them all synched up so I could find out for sure.
Urban myth. You have to sneeze, too
Without the sneeze, it just takes a screenshot.
That's because he does all his shitting in his diapers.
he works so hard he burns up all the poop inside
Because he is the asshole.
Loss of circadian rhythm is a major symptom of Alzheimer’s and dementia. The dementia ward in retirement homes is usually a 24/7 thing because the residents are always waking up and sleeping at odd hours.
And sleeping with eyes half-open is another sign of disordered circadian rhythms, most likely caused by dementia.
Trump definitely sleeps very little, you can tell based on his tweet timestamps
Sleepy Trump?
Do you mean Dozy Don?
Don Snoreleone
Bull 💩Dozer 😴
It would be the funniest thing if he died like that.
Peacefully in his sleep isn't funny enough
Yeah, he deserves worse... but still though, think of his aides performing the dead parrot sketch.
"He's pining for Greenland."
The humor comes from his sycophants fearing that he's dead, but also afraid to mention it because it would make him look bad.
It would be hilarious.
He's been dead the last month. They just have a speaker and eleabrate hidden pully system moving him. They are covering the rotting (poorly) with makeup.
Definitely not a woke president.
Don't say "white house explodes," he doesn't need new ideas.
As long as he's in it at the time
Small price to pay in that case.
Ssshhhh he's sleeping
Have you seen recent pictures taken from above? It already looks like it already exploded.
"White House Explodes" don't get my hopes up like that
He's been doing that for years, even in his previous administration. What's the news?
Also, the white house didn't "explode" because it already exploded like half a year ago, most of it is gone now
He spent Biden's entire presidency calling him Sleepy Joe?
Yeah and he spent a lot of time claiming Drag queens were groomers and pedos.
It’s always projection with these assholes
HE IS CONSERVING ENERGY TO PURGE THE DEEP STATE!
INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK TO FIX AMERICA!
IRAN HAS ALREADY SURRENDERED!
DONT BELIEVE UR LYING EYES
LETS GO BRANDON!
F U SLEEPY Jo..... nm
y is everything so political im just a moderate anyways
Shhh, he's busy negotiating with Iran while at the same time telling architects how beautiful his Epstein ballroom needs to be... in his dreams.
He's not asleep!!! It's obvious his eyelids are 3nm apart so they're open and he's awake!!!
He always sits like that and leans to the right cause that's what the right does!!! Everyone sits and leans to the right!!!
God, I kinda miss that ugly blonde pig woman who makes up excuses for him.
Hopefully he has one of those forever naps soon.
There is a “did Trump die today” twitter page. I checked in on it every so often and they always post “no, he didn’t die today.” But one day soon…
He’s probably dreaming of sitting on Epstein’s lap.
As a Canadian, perhaps a more inflammatory title would be "White House burns"?
Give him a break he’s up until 3am posting shit to socials.
/s
Weekend at Donnie's.
Lmao at the guy talking. He starts out kind of sketchy trying not to look at trump and then he realizes trump awakens.
you have to stop him to stop him
this is just more bullshit
Which one? I feel like there are dozens of Dozey Don vids out there.
He's not asleep. He's telepathic
He's receiving orders from Netanyahu, relax people, it's all for peace and democracy.
Ol dozey don
tf is RapidResponse47?