science_memes·Science Memesbyfossilesque It's called swordfighting and it's a respectable sport.View original on mander.xyz338Comments36Reply
socsa replypiefed.socialI found out that I'm the only person in my HS friend group without kids, and it did make me feel a bit like I'd won something.44Reply
GGoTime lemmy.world2Hide 2 replies“You win sex against a man, that's the straightest thing there is”23Reply
SSunsofold lemmings.world4Hide 4 repliesOne has to wonder what human society would be like if this was the normal mode of human reproduction. No sexes or genders for people to argue over, just every pregnancy beginning and ending in a screaming, sweaty, bloody mess.23Reply
spicy pancake replylemmy.zip3Hide 3 repliesI imagine it would have significantly more of a Klingon vibe26Reply
SSunsofold replylemmings.worldMartok: I will stab you. Gowron: With your d'k tahg, right? Right?11Reply
Amnesigenic replylemmy.mlKlingons would be way cooler if they were also hermaphroditic+obligate fight-fuckers6Reply
ddjsoren19 lemmy.blahaj.zone4Hide 4 replieshonestly it'd be cool as hell if humans could do this12Reply
ddjsoren19 replylemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyI don't think we have the technology to instantly change someones gender by penetrating them11Reply
𝙈𝙞𝙖 quokk.au1Hide 1 replyI wish I was a flatworm “Oh no, I have accidentally lost and gotten pregante”8Reply
I Cast Fist programming.devOh, so that hentai doujin of futanari wasn't mere fiction, but based on true facts!7Reply
YYiddishMcSquidish lemmy.today1Hide 1 reply"penis fencing" is how I've heard it described before. That makes me laugh. Like when you used to "figh"t streams as a kid2Reply
BeigeAgenda lemmy.caHumans have been trying to do the same for thousands of years, but it's only lately it works under the right circumstances (with some HRT).1Reply
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"Loser gets pregnant"
I found out that I'm the only person in my HS friend group without kids, and it did make me feel a bit like I'd won something.
some real omegaverse shit
GO! 🏁🎬
I have exactly the opposite problem 😭
Oops, all bottoms.
Okay, whatever turns them on I guess
Is this what happens when two tops go home together?
“You win sex against a man, that's the straightest thing there is”
Is this from Always Sunny?
30 Rock, Will Arnett plays a gay version of Jack and it’s hilarious.
One has to wonder what human society would be like if this was the normal mode of human reproduction. No sexes or genders for people to argue over, just every pregnancy beginning and ending in a screaming, sweaty, bloody mess.
I imagine it would have significantly more of a Klingon vibe
Martok: I will stab you.
Gowron: With your d'k tahg, right? Right?
Or a Moclan one.
Klingons would be way cooler if they were also hermaphroditic+obligate fight-fuckers
Dang, he who gets spread gets bred. Law of the jungle baby.
Stealing for my biopunk romance novel.
honestly it'd be cool as hell if humans could do this
We have the technology
I don't think we have the technology to instantly change someones gender by penetrating them
Maybe you don't
looks like you need to read more junji ito
Blast from the past!
Me n the boys on a typical Friday night
I wish I was a flatworm “Oh no, I have accidentally lost and gotten pregante”
"Mpreg me, worm-daddy!"
Oh, so that hentai doujin of futanari wasn't mere fiction, but based on true facts!
Huh, I a game involving dicks interesting choice to go face first.
Oh no, big bro, I slipped and fell over this railing...
"penis fencing" is how I've heard it described before. That makes me laugh. Like when you used to "figh"t streams as a kid
I heard "dick jousting" before...
Humans have been trying to do the same for thousands of years, but it's only lately it works under the right circumstances (with some HRT).
No selling y'all. I see you, worms.