Spyke
BlueLagoonreply
lemmy.ca

Jesus: "Says here you skinned a man alive for profit"

Every RimWorld player: "But he made such a nice hat! And I sold his organs to provide for his family"

Jesus: "Says here you also turned them into hats"

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fedia.io

Yeah.. If kills in games counted as war crimes, mine would have their own wikipedia page.

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Denvilreply
piefed.world

I play a lot of grand strategy games, our kind kills a million people in 5 minutes of gameplay

We are so royally fucked

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Seriously, my antics in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri alone would get me sent to Super Hell.

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lemmy.ca

Jesus: So you created a mechanized death camp in The Sims? What is wrong with you?

I wanted to make a graveyard, you can’t buy graves in the Sims 1, so the optimal way is to move whole families in, put them in a 3x3 room with a rug and fireworks, then kill the whole family.

Plus, each additional grave drives down the house value by $1000. That’s $8k per family you can add. You can accelerate the final move in process by adding more furniture each time while keeping the lot value at $20k, when the final family moves in they can just sell it and skip the rosebud step.

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Amazing. I came here to say that my Sims shenanigans are 100% my biggest worry. Dropping a penguin off a cliff is one thing, but removing the ladders from a pool or walling off whichever of my sim's many wives is causing the most issues in a room full of creepy pictures with no door is probably a bigger concern. High school me was very nice to others in the real world, but a goddamned sociopath in the digital world.

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Don't mention the mod list, oh god don't mention the mod list.

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brapreply
lemmy.world

Oh man, all those attackers that got turned into limbless, spineless, fleshbags used only as blood farms. I think I'm going to the bad place.

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WhoIzDisIzreply
lemmy.today

You're already there, so you may as well enjoy yourself & go to town.

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Funny you say that, I been butchering dudes earlier lol

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lemmy.world

Back when I was a child, getting Lara Croft to swan dive onto a hard floor...

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prolereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

I was going to say locking the butler in the fridge, but yeah that too lol

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lemmy.world

Hey, that’s fine, if I’m meeting Jesus I already made it past Peter. He’s the one I’m worried about.

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Yeah, the pic even explicitly states that you got to heaven. And would it really be heaven if you went there and your bad behavior was brought up like this? I think not. So, therefore, the conclusion must be that this isn't being brought up as bad behavior. Jesus is showing you this to laugh about it with you.

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lemmy.world

It was the only way to escape the park. You know, because of the "do not enter" sign in front of the exit.

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slazer2aureply
lemmy.world

I thought that launching people off the tile was the meta because they had lots of fun in your tile and died outside your tile and therefore the death didn't count to your stats.

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I think it still counts as a ride crash, which lowers the park rating

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lemmy.ml

What if Jesus has access to your internet browsing history even the stuff you deleted or did in incognito mode?

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Bro, I am going straight into the deepest depths of hell then because of all the murder against innocent civilians I've done in GTA...

Oh well, maybe they shouldn't have cut into my lane for no reason.

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I would tell him, that if my behavior towards pixels on a screen is a factor in the admission to heaven, then his methodology is quite obviously flawed and I'm not sure if admission is even something to be desired.

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