Spyke

Ah Uranus! All I was coming up with for that one was "blue ball"

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lemmy.zip

Uranus is so boring to look at. It’s lucky it has a funny name.

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Someone should create a mock OnlyFans account that funds an Uranus mission. Pictures posted by engineers and scientists and eventually pictures of Uranus itself. UwU

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... you've stumbled upon the key to human progress.

Mega popular OF model will only cross certain lines when ___ breakthrough is achieved, suddenly a flood of NASA / CRI / whatever donations

"Alright boys, we've landed on Mars! You know what that means!" switches on Pound-A-Tron 9000

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lemmy.world

Mebbe. I was also considering if it should be “for MY cock” but there’s no need for that if you’re going for short and salty.

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I was looking at my hens and looking at this going wait a minute

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lemmy.world

That's very clearly a hen and not a cock. Could've used a better picture of Uranus too. Idea 10/10 execution 7/10

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"Prepare Your Anus For Cock" is probably going to get you kicked out of a lot of places.

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lemmy.world

still have no idea what it means

Yes you do. You knew when you posted this. You just stole it from reddit. Fucking liar.

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But then not as many people would fill the comment section with answers and/or ridicule to drive up engagement that injects OP's brain with those sweet dopamines.

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