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piefed.social

It's too bad they don't work in an office with a more supportive environment. I've worked in that kind of office before, where nobody ever asks how your anus is doing, and let me tell you, it can hurt pretty bad, especially if you're not used to it.

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Bhaelfurreply
lemmy.world

For the love of God and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!

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lemmy.today

Everyone always asks “how is your anus” but nobody’s asking “why is your anus”.

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Here is your mug, hold up, it will be printed in 5 to 8 workdays.

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sh.itjust.works

They couldn't even get a copywriter to proof "hanged" over "hung", which is to be used when talking about the method of death.

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discuss.tchncs.de

Do they pour the coffee from one mug to the next for each sip, or are they drinking 3 coffees each just to hold a conversation?

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I have mastered making 2 sips volume with an aeropress. I brew that volume into a new cup after every 2 sips.

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mug to mouth to mug to mouth to mug and so on until cool enough to swallow all in one gulp without burning pony

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jlai.lu

I am baffled by the gamecube mug's lack of use.

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Zorquereply
lemmy.world

People would rather play GameCube now instead of later.

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Clearly it's so obvious people want to play on the GameCube, they don't need to use the mug to ask.

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Its in the front and is missing cobwebs, it might be used from time to time (but not often enough)

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For some time, I've felt something was missing from my life. And then I saw this cartoon, and knew what it was!

There just aren't enough anus-related cups out there.

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lemmy.ml

OK, now I want that "anus" - cup-collection.

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"I should stop drinking too much coffee, out of my anus mugs - collection" -Another mug of the set.

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pirc_loverreply
feddit.uk

No it isn’t

“The past tense of hang in almost all situations is hung. You hung a picture on the wall yesterday, or you hung out at the mall last week. Only use hanged when referring to someone who has been killed by hanging.”

  • Merriam Webster
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scutigerreply
lemmy.world

Hanged is specific to someone being killed by hanging, while hung is less specific, but still accurate. Some who hung themself may have done so by the leg, but unless specified it will be assumed that it is by the neck.

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Yep. A square is both a square and a rectangle. Both are true.

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kungenreply
feddit.nu

Only use hanged when referring to someone who has been killed by hanging

So what's the problem? Matt was in fact killed by hanging.

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slrpnk.net

I had a boss named Matt who hung himself, was at his house tho. Wonder if there's a mug for that..

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lemmy.world

So is the "nice job Matt" a sarcastic reply to the "Matt hung himself in MY office" mug? Or were they actually hopeful for him doing something good?

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lemmy.world

The fact that the cobwebs are on the, "Nice job Matt" mug implies that either Matt never did a good job or that Matt was never appreciated for the work that he did.

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would love to read more of that. Website seems entirely broken. Not going to instance. Oh well.

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