Trump Backtracks on War Plan With Bizarre Word Salad
“Project Freedom” was only in force for a day.
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TACO
It is Tuesday after all
Cinco de mayo taco
Guys... He's not chickening out... He's checking out. He has dementia. Like, legitimately.
We are in the era of the mad king.
I did not expect that 'the king in yellow' was a reference to the tapes.
No one is entirely sure exactly what the Dementia in Chief is ever saying.
That implies that he hasn't already been an embarrassment multiple times prior to this.
Multiple times... so far
Why would he fuck with his embarrassment streak? Not like he has the cognitive capacity to understand what's happening.
He's aced three cognitive tests, and he can tell the difference between a lion, bear, alligator, and...he thinks it was a squirrel, so that proves he's the smartest president ever.
He's moving from being an embarrassment to being downright dangerous.
He's been dangerous to us for a long time, but now he is damaging every other country on the planet. Can't one of those foreign intelligence agencies deploy an operative to "handle" this situation decisively? Please?
Oh sure. No one outside of the USA elected him into office twice, but yeah, lets risk our people for your gleefully continued fuck ups. Put on your big boy pants and take out your own trash.
Dude, I'm not asking you to save US from him, I'm asking you to save YOU from him. He's now inflicting damage on YOUR country, too. I'm sure of that, and I don't even know where you live, but wherever it is, he's hurting you somehow.
To be fair, there is now precedent for kidnapping a foreign president or killing them in their sleep via airstrike… if you can get away with it, that is.
A foreign agency has already been handling your leader—that's kind of the problem.
You say foreign agency, I say terrorist organisation. Tomato, tamatoe.
Valid.
They can't? Russian foreign intelligence put him in power in the first place and this generously assumes that billionaires don't control these intelligence agencies
Valid. I'm hoping some decent country takes care of business.
you USians should fix your own mistakes instead of asking for external help
he’s been dangerous since day one.
92-word sentence. I counted 92 words.
This is a man who just starts talking/writing, and doesn't really think about what he's going to say, but just rolls with it.
It's like pressing the next word suggestion on your phone keyboard and talking like that.
He doesn’t even have a plan to end the current sentence he’s working on and people wanted to trust him with military plans.
He has concepts of a plan
He doesn't even serve sentences. How do you expect him to end one?
That's exactly how an LLM works.
Have they Weekend at Bernie's'ed Trump?
I strongly believe that he doesn't run his own socials, and never did while president. Possibly right at the very beginning.
Edit: ahh. Ehh. You know what, I don't even know. Could be him.
That's a good analogy at the end there.
I’m sure I’m not the only one but I hate to listen to audio of him. His voice grates on my nerves, his thought patterns make feel like I’m getting dumber by the day every time I hear him speak, and it’s cringe worthy that a certain percentage of the population feel like he is an intelligent person.
my wife continually complains that him speaking or even seeing his face makes her want to bark at the screen. Like a dog where every fiber of its being is saying bad person.
I can relate. We had our own trump-wannabe running things in Brazil for 4 years. I couldn't stand hearing his voice (or of any of his shitty sons), it made my blood boil.
Tell me more please.
I have to mute, skip, or shut off any video with him in it. He's an unbearably evil, stupid person.
Green Acres is the place to be!
Remember that republican could stop him at any time. This isn't about Trump anymore - he isn't running for re-election so disapproval has no direct effect. The only way we have in our legal framework to stop an insane authoritarian in the white house is for Congress to stop him. Their abdication of duty need to be laid at the feet of every R in office
I completely agree except for the disapproval rating. I haven’t done the math but I’d suspect that a sitting president’s disapproval rating affect tickets down the ballot. Although that may just be wishful thinking.
Maybe during midterms. Otherwise they get energized by another fraud.
One of those isn't rotten.
Dangit now I have food envy.
These billionaires love to spend. Spend spend spend. Your lives.
Trump realised he doesn't actually like freedom, at least not for others
He realized that 20 years ago.
He realized it long ago when he started raping women and children.
Why does he keep signing his own tweets? We know it's him. His name is on the top.
TBF for the longest time I thought it was a satire account ;}
Signing it makes it look more like a satire account though, so it's not a solution.
Mental Illness
He just wants to see his face and name everywhere. Buildings, tweets, ...
🤮
His signature on dollar bills is coming too
How fucking gross
He loves musicals.
Is there a video of him singing?
Pretty sure they got two civilian ships out. Two.
And got one ship damaged, or did that turn out to be false?
It's very hard to tell who's bullshitting and who isn't, but reportedly one ship damaged, who the US claim wasn't part of the convoy.
It got removed from the convoy because it was damaged, most likely.
Ah, like the way Tesla's Autopilot avoids being on during accidents by cutting out just before impact?
the policy fell off.
Wow, that’s quite unusual for Donald.
What ??🤔🤔
I think there was implied /s
TACO Tuesday 🌮
Part of your cinco de mayo
I take solace in the fact that this man never knows peace and never knows happiness. Everything he has is never enough, and every moment is spent trying to protect strength he does not possess.
Poetic
Project Freedumb
‘Epic Failure’
even freedom has a term limit.