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programmer_humor·Programmer HumorbyVogi

The jokes generate themselves.

Are you tired of wrong llm summaries yet? Well too bad cause I just came across my first one in the wild as I have that feature normally turned off.

I am currently learning C and I am not sure the summary feature is doing me any favors.

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lemmy.world

The other day when asking about the sex ratio of chickens, it told me that fertilized eggs turn into male chickens while unfertilized eggs become female chickens.

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Scooptareply
programming.dev

Weirdly and oppositely this is actually how bees reproduce. Fertilized eggs become female, unfertilized become male

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Parthenogenesis only makes sense if the unfertilized offspring is male. Because that way one female can create males to fertilize her to make females.

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Clearly LLMs are the future, poised to replaced all the jobs, except the jobs of CEOs.

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In case you don't know, C is the successor to B (which used imperial variables). There was a planned successor to C called D, which would use all unitless quantities, like they do in Fermi approximations, but it turns out those aren't very good. That's why we have C++ (which supports metric and imperial) instead.

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lemmy.world

That's something else stealing the name. As you can see, the wikipedia page doesn't even mention support for unitless metrics as variable types.

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404reply

What? Really? I though that's what the strong C metric/imperial (strcmp) function was for

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Whenever you compile them, they play the Imperial March

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Avicennareply
programming.dev

"The butt is an obsolete English measure of liquid volume equalling two hogsheads"

that puts things in context

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ani.social

Magic = making shit up
AI = magic sparkle ✨
Therefore AI = making shit up ✨

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feddit.org

Magic = making shit up
AI = magic sparkle ✨
Therefore
AI = making shit sparkle up ✨

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Jankatarchreply
lemmy.world

Idk it just doesn't seem to fit in nicely with char, int, float, and double.

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I hate having a pint overflow error. It goes everywhere, and then you have no pint.

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Well you need something for your floats to float in, don't you? And thats measured in litres of course

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I was asked to get the AI to create documentation for an application. I may just do that for the ha-Ha's.

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If I had at least a centimeter of time I could explain. Alas, I have only three kilos.

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In American units, 1 foot.

Or perhaps I misremembered, maybe it was just 1 toe?

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