Spyke

What they don’t tell you about 5 hour energy is that 4 of them will be on the toilet.

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lemmy.world

20ish years ago I had a lunch ritual of two of these, a gas station egg or chicken salad sandwich, a shot of well scotch and a beer (coors light or Budweiser) to chase. These are no longer part of my lunch ritual

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Cethinreply
lemmy.zip

I'm glad, and surprised, you're still with us!

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Yeah, those five hour energies must be full of preservatives because I'm in good shape these days.

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Fizzreply
lemmy.nz

What the fuck were you going through

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Nothing in particular, I think I was just bored/lonely. It was decades ago at this point. I lived in an area and had the kinds of jobs where that wasn't too unusual a thing. I stopped all that extra foolishness after just a couple of years and went on to more normal jobs, eventually college and a family. No outward signs of my misspent youth/young adulthood.

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No, this is a productive blackout not a pass out. You snap to and everyone is congratulating you for what you did. Totally different experience /s

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Used to work with a guy who would drink 3-5 a day at work; he had a file cabinet full of his empties.

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Ok but 80 hour energy spray is a real thing that first existed when I was in high school. A friend of mine drank an entire bottle of it once, thankfully vomited pretty quickly, then spent the rest of the day vibrating involuntarily and dry heaving.

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Knew a late stage alcoholic who loaded these up with vodka, chugged them before mowing lawns in the 100+ heat.

He should have stuck to the rhino penis.

What about stree overlord?

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