Spyke
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And don't even get me started on how we drive on parkways and park in driveways.

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piefed.social

Actually tipfinger is what your mom calls that thing I do to her butt.

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lemmy.world

Where are the Germans in this thread? I'm pretty sure they have a word for your tippy toes.

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lemmy.world

Yep, for us its the same. Fingertips are 'Fingerspitzen' and the tips of your toes are 'Zehenspitzen', whereas "Spitzen" literally translates to 'tips'

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feddit.org

The fuck do you mean you don't have toetips? Do your toes not end?

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lemmy.zip

Pretty brave of you to admit openly that you don't have endless toes.

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lemmy.world

Your toes do have toetips, just nobody gives a shit about them.

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lemmy.world

Shove your toes in a politicians face and all of a sudden the whole police force cares about em now

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lemmy.ca

My asshole is a little crusty. I don't wipe. By the time I get around to it weeks later, I'm pulling out ass hairs trying to cleanup. Horrible all around. You think you can moisten it a bit, or even get it for me? Thx.

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It's like one of them play-doh fun factory squeeze machines when I take a dump. Some times that tugs on the hairs too.

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You can tip toe because toes aren't tipped. Likewise you can't tip finger because they are already tipped. 🙃

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"Captain Sparrow, who is robbing me and what are they taking while you're here beguiling me?"

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You can't tipfinger because you're already using your finger tips, but your toe tips are not in use anywhere else, and therefore exclusively used for tiptoeing.

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