I remember being at the beach as a kid, and a friend of mine showed me how to pick up a crab from behind where its claws couldn’t reach. So I tried it and did it wrong and the crab pinched the shit out of my thumb. So I threw it. And a bunch of seagulls came down and dismembered it alive.
Take that, asshole crab. I wasn’t going to eat you but you felt like you had to prove a fucking point.
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Quality shitpost lol
Please, I've had a crab on my head for free
I remember being at the beach as a kid, and a friend of mine showed me how to pick up a crab from behind where its claws couldn’t reach. So I tried it and did it wrong and the crab pinched the shit out of my thumb. So I threw it. And a bunch of seagulls came down and dismembered it alive.
Take that, asshole crab. I wasn’t going to eat you but you felt like you had to prove a fucking point.
Crabs are cool, we should listed to them, start evolving ourselves.
https://imginn.com/p/DAFbWmRxlnV/
(Also eg yt/@HowieTheCrab)