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lemmy.world

Nah, it's just short for yogurt on you. You best git naked and get creamy. That will probably 100% put a ring on it.

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lemmy.world

It's possibly "you-on-you", OP, if you're willing to clone yourself for some freaky shit at the singularity of incest and masturbation.

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After I git done it's yayoy, or "yet another yogurt on you"

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he was trying to type "I love yoyos" but got interrupted. You're lucky, I think he's gonna take you around the world.

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He loves soy, as in soy sauce. He's cheating on you with a condiment. You need to step up your game.

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He probably meant yaoi, and you should leave him for his inability to spell.

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It was probably just a typo.

There is no yoy.

Yes, he is.

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