Spyke

I think maybe Ribetius for a true swap? Sounds froggy. A little James Ribetius Kiroak singing it ain't easy being green, a mix of Kermit the frog voice and Shatner speech cadence.

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lemmy.ca

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

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lemmus.org

Ramalamadingdong.

But the real question is who put it there?

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Somebody set up us the bomp.

Anyway, whoever it was, I'd like to shake their hand.

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The Kirk's come from a long lineage of Pirates. Everyone's middle initial is 'R'. It's required.

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I was thinking Richard, since he tended to think with his dick a lot, but yours works too!

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Rebel.

His father was a king, so that would make him a prince, a rebel prince. (If you get this reference you get major points)

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