5shittyasklemmy·Shitty Ask Lemmyby5714 If you had a button which would transform you into half human, half cow, would you press it for tax reasons?View original on lemmy.dbzer0.com23Comments8
I'd press it for sexual reasons.
Who cow?
No, hucow
Which half?
The left half is cow, the right half is human.
So I keep my dominant hand? Sweet
That way you don't need to hold the stick in your mouth.
What are the tax benefits of being half cow?
Sounds painful and certain people would want to eat me so...no