Only when my doctor asked me to. I put some serious effort into the composition, even used glitter, goggly eyes and fake hair that I borrowed from my balls. She just said "what the fuck(,) is this shit" to which I just said yes
I think clitoris and Labia majora have some erectile tissue which will change its appearance based on arousal, though I'm not sure how labia minora can change this wildly
Now im hungry and horny but dont know which to eat first
As a pedant that's the vulva, the vagina is on the interior.
Also they are both ham sandwiches
Fair
Also technically that comma should be a semicolon
Also, there should be a comma after "pedant."
ur sentence should end with a period and there's spacw for two commas around that »technically«
*Your
*space
You also do not have a period at the end of your sentence.
You're a ham sandwich
I ate ur mum's ham sandwich
I'm pretty sure those are actually sandwiches
No, that's a picture of sandwiches.
Ce ne sont pas des sandwichs.
You can eat both out so I don't see the importance
My weenie:
Also my weenie:
Mostly it's just like that all the time.
Not my vagina
My vagina after a good night.
Is this @[email protected] ’s alt or something? 🤣
Fuck that bitch.
Oh damn, I missed this lemmyshitpost lore. What’s the beef about?
I also do not know what the beef is about.
I'm hungry, I also want some beef
This one looks more like an eclair to me
Alright there Brenda 🤔
I think you guys should have a cage match… better yet maybe a good old-fashioned mud wrestling match.
Don't worry about some 17 year old
The chocolate is spinning a narrative and I don’t like if.
Particularly messy ass to vagina creampie?
Could just be bush
I like that interpretation way better than my own.
(•᷄- •᷅ ;)
Flashbacks to Van Wilder
Eat fresh
Odds are rising of someone orchestrating a “My Penis” post in response to this post. Something like:
My Penis: ‘lil Smokey on a toothpick.
Also my Penis: German Bratwurst mit Brötchen.
Whoops. Guilty.
Guilty would imply wrongdoing. Yours was the best possible version!
My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV
got a two-fer, eh?
That’s not how it works lol
You’ve never organized shit for a classy picture?
I literally til you can organize shit. I'm going to go rearrange my balls now.
Google tucking
Stack em. Go vertsack.
Pics or it didn't happen...
Only when my doctor asked me to. I put some serious effort into the composition, even used glitter, goggly eyes and fake hair that I borrowed from my balls. She just said "what the fuck(,) is this shit" to which I just said yes
Slicing off labia doesn't sound classy haha
No slicing just strategic tucking.
You're just affirming incel beliefs, I hate everything about this.
There's ways to be funny about vulvas without feeding the incel community on Lemmy.
I can't be an incel I get laid.
I was going to disagree, but I've witnessed similar.
That looks like something Shady Vance could incorporate into his couch activities. /s
I don't see lashings of mayo oozing out of the after shot 🤔
It's plain common-sense that every appetising sandwich needs a good filling!
Huh? How it can change?
My girlfriend calls it "origami"
I think clitoris and Labia majora have some erectile tissue which will change its appearance based on arousal, though I'm not sure how labia minora can change this wildly
It literally doesn’t change this wildly.
There’s way more clever ways to parody violet than playing directly into incel ideology.
This is like, the exact opposite of that. This is a parody of an image comparing "good person vs. bad person"
But this altered version implies that no, both are perfectly normal.
Vaginas changing in shape from a lot of sex and looking like a “roastie” sandwich is directly from incels.
It’s even worse to compare it to a “good person vs bad person” meme.
That is the point. The altered version is illustrating why that mentality in the original is flawed, and that both are entirely normal.
One vagina isn’t capable of looking like both, so the meme is fundamentally flawed.
Both are normal, but it’s not normal for the same woman to have both.
There’s not enough men who are aware of this to make this funny.
It happens when they get a run up to a cliff and jump to fly off.
You want mayo in that?