I can tell you that the source material for the hair image is definitely not a beard. For it to have been a beard, it would either need much longer hairs starting about halfway from the top, or a chin that would make Thanos look like Michael Cera.
Gotta get that nutsack goatee. Neat little string of hair running down between the balls. Then slap a pair of sunglasses on top of your dick and you're ready for that ZZ Top concert
I wonder what the porn choice Venn Diagram of girls with a neatly trimmed landing strip and guys with a neckbeard would look like. Would they intersect at all? Would it be a circle? Who knows?
It is no different than a human.
You could also have a beard, but if your neck, chest and crotch are hairy, your beard is connected to your bush in one long stretch of body hair
What a terrible day to be literate
Can confirm.
It’s like a crab super-highway!
Like Sean Connery in Zardoz.
*Jigglymuff
You win today's internet LOL point.
I think this is the winner
Yes.
How do I delete someone else's post?
Becoming a mod. You still have time to save hundreds!
I can tell you that the source material for the hair image is definitely not a beard. For it to have been a beard, it would either need much longer hairs starting about halfway from the top, or a chin that would make Thanos look like Michael Cera.
Yeah, they clearly used the pubic triangle to make a not very subtle point.
Heh. Point.
OK I GUESS IT IS TIME TO QUIT THE INTERNET FOREVER BYE EVERYONE
Jigglylandingstrip
It's so other pokemon can find the jussy
Still not an answer
Oh, but it is.
It's the answer you didn't know you were looking for
Landing strip + soul patch = landing patch..? Or alternatively, soul strip.
I like soul strip, never heard that one before
Is a beard not just a mouth bush?
What is a bush, if not just a genital beard
Exactly
Gotta get that nutsack goatee. Neat little string of hair running down between the balls. Then slap a pair of sunglasses on top of your dick and you're ready for that ZZ Top concert
I think I'd like a goatee that also encircles the mouth
That is a jiggly tuft.
One question: Why, why did you do this?
It's chest hair
It being triangular in that shape and density distribution means it is clearly one and not the other.
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It's cursed, that's what it is!
both can be true
Beaush
It's obviously chest hair.
Someone give em a little goatee
Edit: nvm, I got it
This makes me uncomfortable for so many reasons.
It would be a crime against humanity
*Pokemonity.
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That is a "happy trail" connecting beard to bush down the entire chest.
This is my most reluctant upvote in a while.
Happy trail
Honestly looks too low to be a beard. Most beards start closer to the mouth.
It could be a neckbeard.
One way to be sure would be to check its browser history.
I wonder what the porn choice Venn Diagram of girls with a neatly trimmed landing strip and guys with a neckbeard would look like. Would they intersect at all? Would it be a circle? Who knows?
Now there's a jigglypuff with some chest hair.
Beard since everybody knows pokemon only have one hole.
You mean like a tube or a cup?
Cup
Both?
Really hope this doesn't awaken anything in me. Enough interwebs for today.
the GIANT/ancient version is basically jigglypuff hitting puberty.
Nanimon.
My wife first saw it and said, "That's not just chest hair?" So I'm gonna have to go with that.
No genitalia, so it's just general body hair.
Depend if blowjob beard. If missionary bush.
I want to kill you now
It depends. What did you search for to get the picture of the hair...
::: spoiler That being said
I haven't seen facial hair that looks like that :::
Any bush is a beard if your brave enough