Spyke
lemmy.world

I'm more of a trackball users. Those little nubs are so hard to find. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I do like my idea of a search tool more, but if it was for the trackpoint clearly it would be for adjusting the sensitivity

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How do you even use those things efficiently? Also where can I find it on my ThinkPad?

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thelemmy.club

Developing non-kinky shit for Kinky Desktop Environment is frowned upon, a sort of a crime.

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lemmy.zip

FOSS devs: horny since software was invented (or at least since 2011)

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anarchist.nexus

The word "teledildonics" dates back to 1991. Danni's Hard Drive was in 1995, Usenet groups were used to share scans of porn magazines, and anonymous ftp and gopher were used for sharing porn in the 1980s.

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Ahhh, I'll always feel nostalgia for 80s-90s era sci-fi optimism.

Flying cars and teledildonics, how hard can they really be, and clearly everyone wants these!

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piefed.social

I wanna make an app for managing child protection settings to keep kids from doing dumb computer stuff. I'm thinking "Kidiot"

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anarchist.nexus

Klitoris - search tool for when you just can't find it but you know it should be there.

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Lodespawnreply
aussie.zone

Wait .. are people struggling to find clitorises? I guess some are small, but theyre still pretty fucking obvious

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anarchist.nexus

Only as a long standing joke, I don't know anyone who looked and couldn't find it but its also not my first question to people I meet either. Its the second. And they usually walk away before I can ask.

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anarchist.nexus

Oh thats not a question that I can ask online, its more face to face. With a lot of eye contact. A lot of eye contact.

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It's mostly a joke, although people from regions with lacking or misleading sex ed might not be aware of its importance. Or existence.

It's also possible that the issue is with the technique. Proper stimulation might be difficult to achieve during intercourse if one or both participants are inexperienced or selfish.

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They keep burying themselves in the small foresty park for some reason ..

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lemmy.zip

You mean the KDE Literature Optical Recognition and Identification System? It's just a plugin for skanpage that helps with book scanning and OCR 🤷 How else would they name it? (I just made it up)

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This is the kinda thinking that writes great books, because you're spot on with the dynamic, If it was to be real, that would be very believable

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lemmy.ml

KDE Lite Internal Testing Or Resource Integrity Suit - Klitoris

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The search thing on KDE is currently called "baloo" or something like that. Klitoris sounds way better.

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Pretty sure MS would name theirs "Internet Manager 6 Extreme Copilot".

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When are we renaming Gwenview btw? It's literally unusable with that name. The feet people are laughing at us!

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Would be a bad name for Linux users, they would never find it... (*)

(*) a) sorry, i had to. b) you know it's true.

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sopuli.xyz

I honestly don't know where the Linux one comes from.

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Sibboreply
sopuli.xyz

Sure, but where are all the apps named by horny teenagers?

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Horny teenage joke was just for surprise lolz I think, not a comment about KDE-involved names being horny (I think, every time I say something like this in any domain I end up learning about things I wish I hadn't lol)

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