lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyThe Picard Maneuver What a worldView original on lemmy.world812Comments55
gigastasio sh.itjust.works6Hide 6 repliesWoah woah woah woah….hold the fuck up. Are you telling me that hipsters aren’t part of a hip?102
GGargleBlaster replyfeddit.org1Hide 1 replyI've read studies that most hipsters indeed have a hip. But I'm not a expert on hip related stuff. I mostly focus on elbows34
DDenvil replylemmy.mlWith gargle in your name I would have thought you'd focus on throats or mouthes2
CapuccinoCoretto lemmy.world9Hide 9 repliesIronicaly, this is not the dumbest thing he's ever said.63
rrImITywR replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThis isn't even the dumbest thing he has said about lobsters.66
AAlwaysnownevernotme replylemmy.worldGoddamn they would have to put him in another coma if he read that.9
Lumidaub replyfeddit.org4Hide 4 repliesJordan Peterson, noted lobster admirer. That's not a quote from him though, they just drew the obvious mental association line between the quote and him.16
[[deleted] replypiefed.world3Hide 3 repliesGotcha! Apparently I have been successful enough in avoiding him that I forgot what he looks like.11
aakilou sh.itjust.worksJordan Peterson would consider the idea, half-agreeing and following up with, "well, it depends on what you mean by lob"42
UUnrefinedChihuahua lemmy.dbzer0.com7Hide 7 repliesI'm embarrassed to be a Canadian every time I see this guy or his family in the news.21
IILikeBoobies replylemmy.caAt least he lost his license for saying mentally ill people should kill themselves.15
ssome_random_nick replylemmy.worldThere's always gonna be a black sheep. No need to take the blame for others.10
zzebidiah replylemmy.caYeah, me too... But we gave more good than bad, John candy, Mike Myers, Dan Ackroyd, Jeff Healey, and on and on and on.... So what if there's a couple of Jordan Peterson's or Justin Bieber's...3
jjaybone replylemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyWho is this guy? Someone else posted his name, but what’s his deal?1
UUnrefinedChihuahua replylemmy.dbzer0.comI'll try not to skew your view any further with my personal opinion if you haven't heard of him. I hate to say DYOR, but have a read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Peterson3
ddylanmorgan slrpnk.netIf you read it in Kermit the Frog’s voice, it’s like you’re in the room with him. Minus the smell of meat-and-benzo sweat.10
FFirmDistribution lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesladies and gentlemen, the most intelligent right-wing man.7
SSektor replylemmy.worldThe most intelligent right wing men and women are dismantling USA democracy, and are doing a pretty good job so far.2
DDahGangalang replyinfosec.pubWell I mean people just keeping telling stories about them; the they just drag on and on3
nnullify3112 lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAnd monsters aren’t part of a mon ? Is that what they are hiding under Olympus Mons?3
Woah woah woah woah….hold the fuck up.
Are you telling me that hipsters aren’t part of a hip?
I've read studies that most hipsters indeed have a hip. But I'm not a expert on hip related stuff. I mostly focus on elbows
With gargle in your name I would have thought you'd focus on throats or mouthes
No, but hipsters do have hips, meaning hips are hipstersters.
Does this mean toasters are part of a toa?
What about hamsters?
WHAT ABOUT HAMSTERS!!!!?
The Hip, it's kinda Tragic really
Ironicaly, this is not the dumbest thing he's ever said.
This isn't even the dumbest thing he has said about lobsters.
Goddamn they would have to put him in another coma if he read that.
This isn' a joke?
No idea who he is.
Jordan Peterson, noted lobster admirer.
That's not a quote from him though, they just drew the obvious mental association line between the quote and him.
Gotcha!
Apparently I have been successful enough in avoiding him that I forgot what he looks like.
Humble brag lol
No one is more humble than I am.
Well, there’s me, but no. It’s fine.
Jordan Peterson would consider the idea, half-agreeing and following up with, "well, it depends on what you mean by lob"
This makes more sense than 90% of the things he's said.
And he has a weird amount to say about lobsters, believe it or not
I'm embarrassed to be a Canadian every time I see this guy or his family in the news.
At least he lost his license for saying mentally ill people should kill themselves.
There's always gonna be a black sheep. No need to take the blame for others.
Yeah, me too...
But we gave more good than bad, John candy, Mike Myers, Dan Ackroyd, Jeff Healey, and on and on and on....
So what if there's a couple of Jordan Peterson's or Justin Bieber's...
Agreed. I'm surprised he's still in the news. Fuck him.
Idk if a shitpost on lemmy counts as news.
Who is this guy? Someone else posted his name, but what’s his deal?
I'll try not to skew your view any further with my personal opinion if you haven't heard of him. I hate to say DYOR, but have a read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Peterson
Oh, the value of a University of Toronto Psychology degree.
Don't even get me started on hipsters
If I never saw that guy face again I'd be happier
If you read it in Kermit the Frog’s voice, it’s like you’re in the room with him. Minus the smell of meat-and-benzo sweat.
This just proves that we’ve been had by a trickster
ladies and gentlemen, the most intelligent right-wing man.
Clean ur room, donchaknow
The most intelligent right wing men and women are dismantling USA democracy, and are doing a pretty good job so far.
This is yet another sign that society is degenerating.
What about dragons?
Imagine ...
say that again
Well I mean people just keeping telling stories about them; the they just drag on and on
Knobsters are part of a knob.
😭
Doctor of pseudology.
starts crying
What about Hipsters?
ironically, hipsters are not hip (except ironically)
Jordan Peterson's voice is just Robert Zubrins voice but one octave lower
Chatters is this real?
NYOHOHO
Thanks I hate it.
And monsters aren’t part of a mon ? Is that what they are hiding under Olympus Mons?
Only earth elementals.
He's got a foot in the grave and a wasted life to not be remembered