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lemmus.org

Not trying to be greedy, but you wouldn't happen to have any spare lube to go with them, would you?

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You're never going to build character with that attitude 🤣

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The only way I think John could look happier is if all the dildos were attached to furry drawings of rodents. Considering how often he brings up art by a particular furry porn artist, I am 99% certain Oliver is a furry and his fursona is a mouse.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

I'm glad that the show exists, and I'll watch it sometimes, but am I the only one who is constantly cringing at the mid-00s reddit "lol so randumb" shit they do? It's so painfully unfunny sometimes.

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lemmy.zip

None of his bits have annoyed me but I guess I can see them coming off like that at times. This one at least had a direct connection to the gambling story he was talking about (and more recently dildos have been in the news from protestors chucking them at ICE) so it didn't feel all that random.

Plus the giant one that stuck to his desk and wobbled was just perfect.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

I'm thinking more of the "lol we bought Russell Crowe's jockstrap from Gladiator from a blockbuster closing sale, isn't that just so funny!? Aren't we rascals?"

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