theonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyZeroCool RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca126Comments7
lazynooblet lazysoci.alIs it sad that I read the title, face slapped, but otherwise considered it a genuine quote without hesitation.8
walden wetshav.ing1Hide 1 replyThe headline could have been anything, and I would still have to check for satire. The old leather purse has no brain.5
ppinball_wizard replylemmy.zipI mean, presumably the worm left something... Hard to tell sometimes...2
ccalliope piefed.blahaj.zoneSounds a bit like the start of an aggressive statement. Instead of “I came here to kick some ass and chew some gum, and I’m all out of gum.” “I am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer and BOY AM I HUNGRY FOR ANIMAL PENIS” - RFK Jr3
zzero_spelled_with_an_ecks programming.devThis got Poison by Young Scrolls stuck in my head this morning. 🎵Powdered deer penis🎶2
Is it sad that I read the title, face slapped, but otherwise considered it a genuine quote without hesitation.
The headline could have been anything, and I would still have to check for satire. The old leather purse has no brain.
I mean, presumably the worm left something... Hard to tell sometimes...
Sounds a bit like the start of an aggressive statement. Instead of “I came here to kick some ass and chew some gum, and I’m all out of gum.”
“I am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer and BOY AM I HUNGRY FOR ANIMAL PENIS” - RFK Jr
This got Poison by Young Scrolls stuck in my head this morning. 🎵Powdered deer penis🎶
Is he one step away from becoming a human hotdog?
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