When I left one of my prior jobs I wrote up several very cathartic resignation letters... it was good to get it out of my system before doing a proper and professional resignation letter. I'm glad I did because the tech community in this area is very tight and you end up bumping into a lot of the same people over the years.
I left with an email: "I won't be coming back" That was the last thing I ever said to them.
I knew they had to send me my last paycheck by law.
They tried for weeks to get me to come in for an "exit interview". We all know what that is. They even withheld my bonus check I was owed, which was only about $300. Fuck 'em.
It can be a few different things. Sometimes it’s just a final “fuck you” from your boss, but sometimes it could be an opportunity for the company to deny your bonus, or even to lay on some legal liabilities. It can depend on a few things in your employment contract, if you have one, or even the laws in state in which you happen to be employed.
This company has treated you well if the toilet paper quality is any indication.
But as with everything on the internet, the veracity and heterosexuality of this is foto is disputed.
it's not gay to wipe you ass with better-than-sandpaper tp
and when you get to your 40s, you'll be glad you upgraded to 3-ply
Sir this is a
Wendy’sshitpostAh, the old SOHIO 220 grit.
They're making the "fake and gay" 4chan reference.
When I left one of my prior jobs I wrote up several very cathartic resignation letters... it was good to get it out of my system before doing a proper and professional resignation letter. I'm glad I did because the tech community in this area is very tight and you end up bumping into a lot of the same people over the years.
I left with an email: "I won't be coming back" That was the last thing I ever said to them.
I knew they had to send me my last paycheck by law.
They tried for weeks to get me to come in for an "exit interview". We all know what that is. They even withheld my bonus check I was owed, which was only about $300. Fuck 'em.
Wait. What is an exit interview other than a c.y.a. for the company?
It can be a few different things. Sometimes it’s just a final “fuck you” from your boss, but sometimes it could be an opportunity for the company to deny your bonus, or even to lay on some legal liabilities. It can depend on a few things in your employment contract, if you have one, or even the laws in state in which you happen to be employed.
Edit: grammar
But how many opportunities to quit do you get in life? Might as well go out with some style. Uh ... that is 3-ply, isn't it?
Until I saw the bottom I thought the top perforations followed a curve, which was unexpectedly very exciting.
This person has nice handwriting
For extra not give a fuck, just send this image in an email and walk out
Thank you for not making this a literal shit post. It could easily have gone that way.