programmer_humor·Programmer HumorbyKillDash9 humiliating my little shit codeView original on programming.dev502Comments13Reply
JJeeBaiChow lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesFor you it was an event. For vibe coders everywhere, it was tuesday.29Reply
JJeeBaiChow replylemmy.worldThere used to be a joke about how, on average, programmers made a million before reaching 26 years of age. Bugs, not dollars. Vibe coders and ai: hold my monster energy drink...3Reply
Otter lemmy.ca2Hide 2 repliesI want this image to show up under failed compilations. Like this > Segmentation fault (core dumped) edit: I think that's a runtime error actually, instead fatal error: iostream: No such file 18Reply
Zykino replyprogramming.devSixel or the kitty image protocol can do it high res. There are also some low res options6Reply
ppython lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyYour momma is such a bad programmer, she gets compiler errors when writing Javascript13Reply
MMonkderVierte replylemmy.zipI see errors on anything that is not just a static html site. Just because my CSP is a bit more strict and the crap gets adblocked.1Reply
Skullgrid lemmy.worldif you're moaning about compiler errors, you have no idea how shitty your buggy code will be when it runs6Reply
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For you it was an event. For vibe coders everywhere, it was tuesday.
"just tell it to fix the errors!"
There used to be a joke about how, on average, programmers made a million before reaching 26 years of age.
Bugs, not dollars.
Vibe coders and ai: hold my monster energy drink...
I want this image to show up under failed compilations. Like this
>Segmentation fault (core dumped)edit: I think that's a runtime error actually, instead
Youre gonna need a terminal written in HTML
Sixel or the kitty image protocol can do it high res. There are also some low res options
cargo-mommyis there to make it humiliating in different wayYour momma is such a bad programmer, she gets compiler errors when writing Javascript
I see errors on anything that is not just a static html site. Just because my CSP is a bit more strict and the crap gets adblocked.
This is why god gave us
-fpermissiveif you're moaning about compiler errors, you have no idea how shitty your buggy code will be when it runs
Code humiliation kink
My compiler loves lettuce.