Spyke
piefed.zip

I saw a video once of some people getting into a fight near a party and when the dj switches to the rocky theme you can visibly see the fighters getting pumped up. It was hilarious.

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piefed.social

People are fighting at your wedding and you're getting mad at the DJ....

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FenrirIIIreply
lemmy.world

Apparently someone has never been to a southern wedding.

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13igTymereply
piefed.social

I'm originally from North Florida, which is basically Georgia/Alabama. I've been to many weddings and am also married. I've seen maybe two arguments, but never a fight.

Southern hospitality extends to weddings and most never have issues.

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lemmy.world

you have experienced a very different southern hospitality than i have. are you straight, white, and healthy?

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I feel like there has got to be a better qualifier than straight, white and healthy. Like damn if a gay black person with diabetes tries going to weddings, every one of them must turn into a shitshow.

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Personally I always get mad at the fake DJ when he makes a punchline at the end of my joke wedding text

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This is clearly fake, the MK theme would go off at any wedding.

Source: former wedding DJ

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I would rather not be a part of any stiff-ass wedding where the morthal combat theme is unacceptable.

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