Spyke
thisbenzingring
lemmy.today

Two people who were in the back seat of the vehicle witnessed the deadly shooting, the sheriff's office said. Webber allegedly asked them for their help in disposing of the body, but they refused, got out of the car, left the scene and ultimately flagged down officers with the La Plata Police Department, authorities said.

well that seems to be a slam dunk case

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Jimbabwereply
lemmy.world

well that seems to be a slam dunk case

..or whatever the cornhole equivalent is. A cornhole-in-one?

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W.itjust.worksreply
sh.itjust.works

Grand bag: when a player makes all four bags in the hole directly, one after another, during an inning; differs from a four-bagger in that a bag is not later knocked from the board's surface into the hole during the inning. 🤷🏼

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chosensilence
pawb.social

it’s wonderful to see someone overcome adversity and not let anything prevent them from chasing their dreams, but… maybe this guy should’ve been discouraged.

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foggy
lemmy.world

...cornhole champion?

Seems awfully ridiculous to mention.

"Officers surrounded the rapist -- who btw was pretty sick at drums -- before apprehending him."

...?

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AeronMelonreply
lemmy.world

The news should be required to mention one factoid about whomever they’re talking about.

“Local Yu-Gi-Oh champion arrested over altercation with Burger King employee regarding trap cards.”

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bss03reply
infosec.pub

Yu-Gi-Oh: "You see, 'Pot of Greed' lets me draw two cards."

BK employee: "But, what does 'Pot of Greed' do?"

Altercation begins.

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CompactFlaxreply
discuss.tchncs.de

This is what I want to know. Americans shoot each other all the time, but quadruple amputees are rarer.

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WesDymreply
mastodon.social

@[email protected] Your question is actually answered -- or at least implied -- in the article, if you bothered to read it.

Your comment is like the ones I see from teenagers, "HoW cAn BlInD pEoPle ReAd?" It doesn't make you sound smart or clever. Very much the opposite.

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itsathursdayreply
lemmy.world

I read it many times and no where does it ever allude to an explanation or imply the means a quadruple amputee would have used to fire a gun. Perhaps you can assist the less abled like myself with a quote that I am failing to see.

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new_world_odorreply
lemmy.world

This may come as a surprise to you, but there's a huge breadth of knowledge in the world that each person experiences differently. Beyond that, language is not a perfect medium where what's said can differ, in a precise technical sense, from what's intended. We have a common phrase for this - 'you know what I mean?' Assuming every question that seems stupid or sarcastic actually is, only guarantees that you're shooting down genuine questions in the crossfire. Some people haven't had the luxury of a life experience teaching them how to properly form questions and use language at its full potential.

Instead of doing the right thing and assuming the question is being asked in good faith, you act, ironically, like a smug teenager; bullying and teasing. This, in turn, helps anti-intellectualism win. Your behavior is helping bring more of the very thing you seem irritated at (making an assumption based on your bitching). You can pretend to yourself that you're doing the right thing and people just don't understand. But it's a façade. An immature and common one that I'm sick and tired of seeing. Shitting on people for genuinely asking questions deserves to be ridiculed.

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WesDymreply
mastodon.social

@new_world_odor LOL You can't even handle paragraphs. Also, I have no idea what your actual thesis is. This just seems like a whiny rant.

All you had to do was read the article. It's very short.

Grow up and get over yourself.

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new_world_odorreply
lemmy.world

That's sad you can't handle reading lmao. Poor guy, I'll go back and fix it so it's not so tough for you. You're just proving everything I said, and giving a clear indication you're operating in bad faith. Congratulations on being a core part of the downfall of civilization. Every cog has its day.

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Krauerking
lemy.lol

Dayton James Webber, 27, is accused of fatally shooting the front seat passenger of his vehicle

Woah wait.. The guy was driving and shooting?!

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Tyrq
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I don't usually get impressed by criminality, but honestly, how could I not be

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Krauerkingreply
lemy.lol

How the hell does he do that without shooting himself in the crotch while racking that slide?

Thank you for the video still wild to picture him driving a car and turning with his nubs to shoot the guy sitting next to him.

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FryHydereply
lemmy.zip

okay but how in the shit is he operating the trigger?

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Buddahrifficreply
lemmy.world

I believe it's modified to give more room for his stub to operate the trigger. Or maybe he can fit a bit of it in there without modification.

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scarabic
lemmy.world

/r/brandnewsentence has a mod sticky right now telling people for the love of god stop posting this.

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