Spyke
piefed.social

If a therapist comes with that two wolves thing, they deserve it

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Dated a therapist for a while who had a large two wolves tattoo on her upper leg.

Ah the memories, such a hot chick.

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The first time I heard the "two wolves" thing, circa 2004, it blew my mind, so profound & thought-provoking.

Now it would feel condescending if a therapist threw it at me.

Why are we humans so grumpy & mercurial?

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Nah one's an alpha and the other's an omega. Unless you've got some beta ass problems, in which case you better hope those aren't hetero problems.

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They did, and now there's soon a baby problem, then one of the big problems has to nurse it and the other has to get another job to pay for the hospital.

Next time let the problems have a platonic relationship!

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piefed.social

Yeah buddy, nothing like some animal dick right? Just wanna suck that animal dick huh

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PhoenixDogreply
piefed.ca

If your immediate thought is to sexualize animal genitalia, it's likely you who needs the therapist.

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Axolotlreply
feddit.it

I mean, you were the one thinking about animal dicks not the others...

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The therapist is perhaps tired of hearing the same story development as the girl always ends up with raunchy animal fantasies.

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Pretty sure my therapist would be trying to find a way to make the metaphor adaptive and helpful, trying to work with how I think about things lol

Hes a good therapist :)

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lemmy.world

There’s a Venn diagram between marines, furries, and rappers. They all tend to bark during songs.

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The lady with the pen is actually the patient, who had delusions of being a doctor. She has been cured.

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Making a link between innovation on the internet and yaoi being a new word to someone seems to convey that the word must have appeared a few years ago. Being at least as old as the early 2010s, and probably much older, I didn't check, makes it a long time ago by comparison.

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What do you mean by problem? The session is over. They're healed.

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