Spyke
lemmy.zip

When I don't want to talk to someone, I front load it with a bunch of H's instead.

hhhhhey..

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Like Michael Cera trying to get the attention of two people mid-argument

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OpenStarsreply
piefed.social

It really is that simple. The fewer Ys the more up she is for it.

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europe.pub

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Yeah there's the ADHD kind; and then there's the kind that makes you pick your face and lose all your teeth. Important distinction 🤓

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lemmy.world

Nah, you need an inexcusable amount of Ys: at least 5. There are ace ladies hitting 3 Ys.

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My experience:

Hey: Hello

Heyy: 'Sup

Heyyy: Got any plans?

Heyyyy: Let's fuck

Heyyyyy: We need to talk

Heyyyyyy+: I'm drunk (+0.01% BAC for each additional y)

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This is one of my tourettes-esque toxic traits. Going about my business alone at home doing chores or whatever and randomly say "Heyyy" out loud in a slutty tone of voice but I'm alone with no immediate prospects of that ever changing. Am weirdo.

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