Appears this may be a white sturgeon, which can grow to 20ft long, 1000 pounds. Apparently they can leap about 10 foot out of the water, so yeah I guess this smaller one must of busted a move (a people mover that is)
That's not a real fish, it's a model/statue. There's a loop at the tail end, and there's no way it would be sticking straight up if it were real. It would be limp,
That's not salmon.
Looks like a sturgeon, maybe? I'm no fishologist
Could also be a ctardiologist. But I'm no expert at inserting T as the second letter of the titles of medical professionals.
More like a carpiologist, amirite?
It's best left to the fishisticians to figure out
You motherf-
Definitely a sturgeon can't really tell what type but we can assume it is from the unintended states sw we can call it the U.S. Sturgeon General.
Yeah, this whole post seems fishy.
That’s a sturgeon.
Alternate dimension Weird Al
Also works for "virgin".
That's his problem right there
Beware the Fish.
No please!!! Don't let anyone from my instance see this!
I don't want to go back to sturgeon posts popping up on feddit.org every day!
Edit: never mind, too many of the communities over there are in German for me to figure out the correct one to put it in.
ich_iel would be a good start
STÖRt dich das etwa?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!
Schwer zu lesen aber glaube das heißt "nein".
Hello
The Simpsons really have done everything!
what word is censored out
The n word, doing a reverse image search you can find the meme with a crappier censor. Can't find an uncensored version anywhere
Brought home dinner!
This is no lower 48 Roadkill Cafe, "you kill it, we grill it." This is a whole different set of cooking skills
Potential caviar for the cost of labor only?
Id be mad as hell too how tf does a fish hit a car is the fish jumping over a bridge????
Salmon jump quite far, I can only imagine the king salmon can leap kilometers
Some people think king salmon are a different species but really they were just crowned king of salmon because they can jump the farthest.
I think it's crazy how it got stuck onto the car
That fish is too stiff to have been recently alive.
Appears this may be a white sturgeon, which can grow to 20ft long, 1000 pounds. Apparently they can leap about 10 foot out of the water, so yeah I guess this smaller one must of busted a move (a people mover that is)
Reminds me of the bridge level of Super Mario Bros.
MAGIKCARP!!!!
Magikarp used SPLASH!
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178
that's magikal
That's not a real fish, it's a model/statue. There's a loop at the tail end, and there's no way it would be sticking straight up if it were real. It would be limp,
Maybe it's frozen. It is Alaska. And the loop is just trash from the sea it got stuck on.
Ummm, it's frozen, duhh
As an Alaskan I take offense to this.