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itkovianreply
lemmy.world

Yes, I have worked a corporate job and I know how it works.

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DaGeek247reply
fedia.io

No, I mean from other creatures in your local area. Big groups of them might come over and steal some of whatever you find for yourself.

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itkovianreply
lemmy.world

Well, since I am homeless as well despite corporate job, I know how that works too.

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lemmy.world

Mermaids have evolved eyes at the front of their face. They are clearly predators.

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Albbireply
piefed.ca

Shark having an existential crisis.

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dubyakayreply
lemmy.ca

I ate fermented shark meat in Iceland and I have never tasted something more disgusting and pervasive in my life. The taste just refused to go away. Plus it was -20 in the middle of the night while we were attempting to catch faint Aurora in the sky but all I could focus on was trying to swish enough saliva around in my mouth in an attempt to get rid of that smell.

So uhhh.... Save the sharks!

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Mermaids get mermaid magic and plot armour, failing that you can find a prince to stab your enemies with a fucking boat.

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piefed.social

To be fair, Ariel wanted to be a human princess, not a working-class peasant like us.

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M137reply
lemmy.world

Nah, she just wanted to be fucked silly by the prince.

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lemmy.world

Expectation:

Reality:

Either way: Sebastian is lacking the Triton abs.

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lemmy.ca

Great for a day, then you begin to realize what you've given up. And then there's the dolphins, oh god, the dolphins.

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Zinkreply
programming.dev

Sorry, you must complete the age verification process before being allowed to witness the activities of the dolphins.

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Missing frames:

Mermaid at dinner, crying, ripping apart a live lobster with her bare hands, hearing it scream to eat it

Human at dinner, cutting into a filet, wow, this is nice!

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lemmy.ml

Hey, Asshole OP.

why did you remove Sarah's Copyright?

Thieving Scum.

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Lemminaryreply
lemmy.world

Sometimes people share things and the copyright was already removed. Whatever it was, the attribution is right there. Do we really need to turn into assholes without considering the possibilities?

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