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lemmy.world

Their eyes are stationary in their sockets, so they gotta have crazy necks that are all bendy and whatnot

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I like the thought of a world where Owls are speciest towards us and call us stiff-necks

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My neck already hurt so I was hoping after reading your comment that it would have the opposite effect and stop hurting, but alas.

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Someone had to be the most badass after the dinosaurs threw in the towel to some space rock.

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lemmy.world

Now that you mention it, they are kind of OP. Flight, stealth, hypermobility. And looking like absolute BAMF'ers at any size or angle.

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They are excellent predators, but they're not that intelligent. There is always a trade off. Owls are often used as imagery to represent intellect or wisdom but it's pretty much an ancient misunderstanding. Any corvid will beat an owl at intelligence. A true OP Animal would be excellent hunters AND be highly intelligent. Humans are a good example.

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That actual owl looks like a cubist rendition of an owl.

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If you can make it to the same height, you're free to try as well!

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whos gonna stop them, the federal owl service? they can't even put a ladder up without hitting their head

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sopuli.xyz

I'd like to put in an evolutionary pull request to upgrade the human body with the following features:

  • Bendy neck for gyroscopic head stabilization
  • Ultra-low latency zoomable vision
  • 360° neck rotation
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sh.itjust.works

Hold up, if we’re doing that we need to add internal gonads and separated food & air tubes.

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As long as you’re redesigning us intelligently, straighten out that recurrent laryngeal nerve.

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lemmy.world

Someone has to. Might as well be them. It wasn't going to work on bears because bears can't fly.

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