Spyke
feddit.org

Why didn't Jesus ask the giant eagle to take the ring to Mordor?

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lemmy.zip

For not stopping the far right guy that killed him?

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NotSteve_reply
piefed.ca

Have you guys also noticed that we've barely heard anything about Kirk's shooter compared to Luigi? I wonder if it's because Kirk's shooter isn't quite as useful to them for painting the left as "violent criminals"

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Redactedreply
lemmy.zip

The media does NOT want to address the groypers

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piefed.zip

No, for pushing the COVID-19 vaccine. As I keep telling people, it was the "plandemic" that made him get the jab which is what made his neck just do that. The liberals pinned it on a nice boy from a MAGA family to protect Big Pharma.

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lemmy.ca

A significant part of Jesus’ teachings is “don’t claim to speak on behalf of God”. Whoever made this meme is a blasphemer.

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Like everything else these religious nutjobs do?

They would never reach even the gate of their own heaven they speak about.

At best they can be sure to not break the first commandment. They are actively breaking many of not all others.

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If Jesus came to America he would be shot within two seconds of opening his mouth for being too "leftist".

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Lemminaryreply
lemmy.world

I'd love to know what would happen if Jesus were way darker and older than expected.

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lemmy.world

Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happen. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?

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Jesus is a vile character. He sees pedophiles, murderers and rapists do their thing and does nothing, just watches. He is complicite.

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lemmy.world

Wasn't the kid who shot him a groyper from a maga family? Not sure what liberals had to do with alt right radicalizing kids and losing control of a culture war they started degrading to a political civil war.

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See you're actually caring about facts and truth.

What matters to these people is that Kirk was conservative, therefore by default anything bad that happened to him was the fault of the evil Democrats. No further questions necessary.

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Wasn’t the kid who shot him a groyper

No

The only reason this idea was ever advanced was wishful thinking by people who wanted to have their cake and eat it too. People who wanted to be glad Kirk is gone without the 'guilt' of acknowledging that political violence can be a force for good or that 'their side' is capable of it.

This was immediately obvious to anybody who wasn't actively wishing they could wash their hands of it politically. 'Oh he dressed up as a gopnik for halloween once, and I found this pepe version of a gopnik, pepe is a groyper meme therefore he must be a groyper'

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Jimbabwereply
lemmy.world

If you had a penny for every magatard that actually knew what fascism was you wouldn’t have enough to buy lunch

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Why aren't those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?

Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?

I doubt He's furious at anyone. He's too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.

Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where 'christfully' (note they couldn't even give the guy's name a capital 'C') is in the Bible.

Also ...

How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!

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I was about to ask "I'm mildly concerned, are American Evangelicals okay?" but then I remembered there has never been a time when they have been okay, so I don't know why am I even asking.

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Of course they use genSlop for their bullshit. They don't have a gram of creativity, or value for human effort in them.

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What the actual fuck.

Bullshit like this, and the fact that there are soamy who believe it, is the reason I have zero hope left for the United States.

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He gunna sleep with some children and support the caste system too?(Loved uhf and this was funny, but it's worth noting ghandi had some bad takes)

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I have heard of supply-side Jesus, is this another new form of him? Fascist Jesus - He promoted hate and division and blaming acts on people who had nothing to do with it.

All hail Fascist Jesus and don't forget to subscribe to the Anti-Woke Jesus Network for only $19.99 a month to ensure your soul is ready to purge your fellow Americans.

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No he's not angry with the liberals for killing Charlie (because an far right kid did that), he is angry because they didn't morn his death.

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Even the Holy Spirit makes an appearance, you know shit's about to get real when the Magic Bird shows up.

After this photo, Jesus pulled out a knife and immediately began collecting foreskins from screaming students, He hates those!

Foreskins, not the students. He loves every one of them. That's why they must burn in Hell forever

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Since when does Jesus protect fascists? Obviously the English translation of the Bible is wrong. Poor Americans, they were taught a false Christianity!

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I might care, if he were real. Or like, y'know, alive. As it stands, I'm not worried.

Besides, I think Jesus would want to deal with the Pedophiles before he goes after those who want to impose the evils of health care upon America.

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Jesus didn't see no rape! Vote R! LOL... As LOL as rape is, maybe not LOL? Maybe find someone trustworthy and vote for that person....oh I forgot, we can't vote for president. The electoral college does that. We just provide a mere suggestion. Let's suggest someone pronto.

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