Spyke

Opinions are like butholes. Everyone has one, and if you present yours to others, expect them to engage.

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lemmy.world

You had a shower thought of an internet meme that has been around for like 20 years?

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Way older aphorism than the internet.

Edit: The greatest generation grandparents used to say this. Perhaps much older.

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Rhynoplazreply
lemmy.world

But what will you do once you've taught them all the errors of their ways, and there's nothing left to correct?

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lemmy.world

I CANNOT imagine a world that isn't full of idiots. My brain cannot process what that would look like.

I don't feel I'm some super genius. I'm just some guy. I feel like I SHOULD be middle of the pack at best.

But instead, I'm somehow way higher than I have any right to be. Simply because I question everything, which sharpens my critical thinking skills. A skill most people seem to have lost over the years....

.......just as the machine wants it.

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db2
lemmy.world

Everyone has one and many of them stink.

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Opinions are like assholes. Every so often you just want to use lube and fuck them... Up.

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lemmy.world

And some opinions are tighter, others have loosened up. Flexible minds with flexible opinions are best.

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You're all fucking liars. Every one of you. You know if someone bent over and showed you their butthole that you'd poke it. You can't not. It's a base mammalian instinct.

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