IIm_old lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyNgl, sand repelling anus sounds like a good upgrade. Anakin would approve.37Reply
UUnpledgedCatnapTipper piefed.blahaj.zone3Hide 3 repliesSurely the ideal beach body is just crab.36Reply
[[object Object] lemmy.ca3Hide 3 repliesI’ve never had issues with anus sand… what are you guys doing at the beach?22Reply
WWhyIHateTheInternet replylemmy.worldDepositing our anus sand that you think you aren't getting on your feet. Why, what do you do with yours?6Reply
UnderpantsWeevil lemmy.world This is the ideal beach body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.13Reply
IImgonnatrythis sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyDescribe arm flaps? I think I have those. My anus also frequently emits high powered bursts of gas which could puff away loose sand. I think perhaps I'm pretty close to an ideal beach bod.9Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social4Hide 4 repliesI def wish I had that sand repelling anus. I hate sand...9Reply
ddanekrae replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesI don't know if I picture you more as Anakin Skywalker or Shai Hulud.5Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 replypawb.social2Hide 2 repliesWould you still love me if I was a sandworm that shat mind altering chemicals that literally let you travel the vastness of space in mere minutes?10Reply
ddanekrae replylemmy.world that shat mind altering chemicals that literally let you travel the vastness of space in mere minutes You say that, like it's not a bonus4Reply
YYurkshireLad lemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyAnd webbed feet so sand doesn’t get stuck between your toes.8Reply
xxtr0n replysh.itjust.worksBig flappy webbed feet would be amazing for swimming. You wouldn’t need fins. But oversized feet aren’t really considered attractive on women :(5Reply
MeatPilot sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyExactly, my blubber adds extra insulation, buoyancy, and protection from predators.4Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.worldA sand-attracting anus could have its own bright sides. At some point, you become a Katamari.3Reply
EEtterra discuss.onlineDidn't forget the nictating eye membranes so you can see underwater, maybe some gills.3Reply
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Ngl, sand repelling anus sounds like a good upgrade. Anakin would approve.
It's coarse, irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Except my anus!
Surely the ideal beach body is just crab.
It's the ideal body period
🎵Crabs From The Future
I’ve never had issues with anus sand… what are you guys doing at the beach?
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Depositing our anus sand that you think you aren't getting on your feet.
Why, what do you do with yours?
This is the ideal beach body.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Describe arm flaps? I think I have those. My anus also frequently emits high powered bursts of gas which could puff away loose sand. I think perhaps I'm pretty close to an ideal beach bod.
You should see a doctor about... ALL of that.
I def wish I had that sand repelling anus.
I hate sand...
I don't know if I picture you more as Anakin Skywalker or Shai Hulud.
Would you still love me if I was a sandworm that shat mind altering chemicals that literally let you travel the vastness of space in mere minutes?
I don't love you now but if you were that I would
You say that, like it's not a bonus
Lobstrosities
Did-a-chick? Dud-a-chum?
Not to worry, no sand in bum
And webbed feet so sand doesn’t get stuck between your toes.
Big flappy webbed feet would be amazing for swimming. You wouldn’t need fins. But oversized feet aren’t really considered attractive on women :(
Exactly, my blubber adds extra insulation, buoyancy, and protection from predators.
Plus, it makes you a better food source for sharks.
A sand-attracting anus could have its own bright sides. At some point, you become a Katamari.
Didn't forget the nictating eye membranes so you can see underwater, maybe some gills.
And a cloaca, since protecting two holes is harder than one.