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lemmy.blahaj.zone

If you include the worm inside his brain, the net length is probably 7 cm

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Yeah, sometimes the worm gets drunk and forgets which head it's supposed to be inhabiting. It's always a rude shock when Wormy sobers up.

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lemmy.ml

"I was swimming and the pool was cold and highly polluted, I swear!"

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lemmy.world

So according to South Park, if we just adjust how penis size is calculated to pad the numbers a bit, the Republicans might stop being so pissy.

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Pollution makes your penis small but having a small penis makes you buy a big truck that pollutes more.

I don't really see a way out of this.

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Xenoestrogens! Will make the dick shrivel, or, not develop in the first place.

Plastics make it possible!

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