It’s unconfirmed, but what I’ve been hearing is that this incident happened during the murder of Pretti, and that the finger was shot off by the executioner.
If you put anything fleshy near someone's mouth you're asking to be bit, those instincts predate terrestrial vertebrates and will be heard above all others.
And supposedly, they were denied a request for help by Minneapolis police and told to get their own help. I kind of doubt the story is true, I'm too far from the 'Cities to know. But, it would make that finger even more delicious if it was.
Maybe the fascists shouldn't have their hands near people's faces. Their job is to enforce misdemeanor violations. They shouldn't have guns and shouldn't be relying on physical assault to enforce an almost nothing charge
Why are the Nazis putting their fingers near good peoples' mouths?
Fetish? That's better than fascist.
If even half these people didn't try to closet their fetishes and sexuality I'd bet we'd be much better off.
Seriously. I bet that nasty fuck doesn't even wash his hands, either.
They clearly were armed and dangerous.
They needed to be dis-armed.
Apparently they aren’t. The story I’ve been hearing is that this finger was shot off by the Nazi who murdered Pretti.
"The enemy cannot pull the trigger if you disable his hand!"
It's Mr Krabs!
And The Kurgan. There can be only one.
Mallory Archer proved that's just not true....
The power of Yoga.
Don’t bite the hand that oppresses you?
That doesn’t sound right
I mean, that is their motto. Which is kind of weird knowing they knew ahead of time that this would be an issue in the future.
Well the future is now, and the future is terrible. Please let me go back to the 90s please!
Animals huh? I'd say biting off these nazi fucks fingers is letting them off easy for executing citizens in the streets.
Aw, shit, it was his heiling hand too. Poor bastard.
“Tell me mister Anderson…what good is a gun, if you don’t have a finger?”
nom
Did the protestor survive?
Died of ligma.
It’s unconfirmed, but what I’ve been hearing is that this incident happened during the murder of Pretti, and that the finger was shot off by the executioner.
Well that upsets me even more. Not only did they execute him, they used pigs blood to do it
If you put anything fleshy near someone's mouth you're asking to be bit, those instincts predate terrestrial vertebrates and will be heard above all others.
who's got 3 thumbs and knows how to deal with ice getting in your face?
Bob Kelso.
Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys.
Be warned, everyone, if you bite a piece of shit it'll taste like shit.
We all gotta make sacrifices
Put meat in my mouth and it will get eaten, what else did they expect?
perfect grindr bio. no comments
Its just natural instinct :)
better put that on ice
Lol nice
Time to fingerpaint
Hope they at least brought some BBQ sauce or something to drown out the awful taste.
Maybe sell spice infused gloves to the Nazis so their fingers aren't so bland?
Ooooo, good idea! But what spices go well with Nazi hands?
Raw acid.
Mace
Some concentrated onion extract would do wonders.
Make sure that it is inside of the gloves for proper marination.
Hope they picked their nose clean while they had the chance.
They pick all of their orifices with a single finger, and do not wash.
Go for their necks.
Going to need new grips or extra effort if none of them have trigger fingers left
Next time swallow the finger, so there is no chance to reattach.
You don't want to go to their level and become a C.H.U.D.
Feed them to your cats instead.
If you have the time, that is an option, too. Maybe the cat will even develop a taste for Nazi fingers.
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
no need, the human mouth has plenty of bacteria in it that would make finger reattachment untenable.
With the trigger finger of a Nazi thug, better don't take any chances.
Maybe ICE shouldn't put their fingers anywhere near protesters.
And supposedly, they were denied a request for help by Minneapolis police and told to get their own help. I kind of doubt the story is true, I'm too far from the 'Cities to know. But, it would make that finger even more delicious if it was.
Mmmmmm gotta love free range bacon
Yes it is.
This feels like one of those posts where the internet escalates everything to 11. Real life is messy, but outrage memes rarely make it clearer.
Fuck ICE. Most of us were raised sensibly and know when a line has been crossed. No sympathy for happy meal gestapo.
I hear they've been putting out AI generated disinfo... cannot trust anything under the first casualty of war... the truth.
Let it be AI slop, if it backfires by starting a new food trend, it's fine.
Everything is blurry i cant even tell what information this contains
This is giving me King David collecting the 200 Philistine foreskins vibes and it's disgusting. We should be better than them, not... cannibals
100% chance they were attacking someone and the victim bit down out of reflexive self defense.
That's if this actually happened as claimed at all.
The biting person not being reported as having been murdered by ICE nazis makes me doubt it.
I guess the Nazi couldn't shoot because he was missing his trigger finger.
Those ICE cowards never roam alone; their nazi buddies would've pulled the triigger...
Maybe the fascists shouldn't have their hands near people's faces. Their job is to enforce misdemeanor violations. They shouldn't have guns and shouldn't be relying on physical assault to enforce an almost nothing charge
Shut the fuck up.
Shit the fuck up and get to Nazi choppin.
I hate cannibalism, buuuut....
If it's an ICE agent, they suddenly seem real yummy.
It's cool. Nazis aren't people so it can't be cannibalism.
They are people, dehumanising them doesn't help anyone....
And most people can learn to commit the same harms, it's a failing of human psychology, not individual morality....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment
They are people who excused themselves from humanity.